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Obama is failing the planet

Reuters 30 May 2010:

Although the Obama administration has put the blame squarely on BP, polls show Americans are losing faith in the government’s ability to mitigate the disaster.
In his second visit to the Gulf in the 40-day crisis on Friday, Obama faced criticism that he responded too slowly. He told people in Louisiana that they “will not be left behind” and that the “buck stops” with him.
There is not much Obama can do other than apply pressure to BP to get it right and put his best scientists in the room. The government has no deep-sea oil technology of its own.

I, personally, don’t understand why Obama hasn’t swum down to the leak and used his super-breath to blow all that oil down into the centre of the earth, then used his heat-vision to weld the top of the pipe shut, then flown over the surface of the ocean at super-speed and scooped up the oil inside a gigantic satellite dish, then poured it gently into a gigantic tank for later use. I think it’s because he doesn’t love America/because he is a corporate tool. Curse you Obama!

[The scale and the depressing inevitability of the oil disaster make me furious, but not as much as the fact that BP’s gonna emerge from this with little more than scuffs.]

{ 3 } Comments

  1. Cal | June 1, 2010 at 8:48 am | Permalink

    Love.

  2. Scott A | June 1, 2010 at 1:13 pm | Permalink

    Public healthcare causes oil spills. Fact!

  3. china shop | June 2, 2010 at 7:23 pm | Permalink

    Have you seen this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6ZN6r5-1QE

    It’s incredibly frustrating, but well worth watching.