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Oceania beats Eurasia 1-1

Oceania loves roundball.

Oceania has always loved roundball.

Lovers of ovalball are to report immediately to re-education centres.

{ 9 } Comments

  1. Scott A | June 21, 2010 at 7:26 am | Permalink

    But haven’t we always been allies with Eurasia?

  2. Gator | June 21, 2010 at 7:53 am | Permalink

    It was truly stunning!

  3. Jet Simian | June 21, 2010 at 9:44 am | Permalink

    Oceania – that’s in Australasia, isn’t it?

  4. morgue | June 21, 2010 at 1:35 pm | Permalink

    All of you are going to room 101.

    Except you, “Gator”. You will be permitted to thrive in our perfect society.

  5. C G | June 22, 2010 at 1:09 am | Permalink

    This post is a very succinct confirmation of what I suspected would happen.

    I watched the ovalball from allied territory and thought “Double-plus-good! Roundball has ALWAYS been the national sport.”

    This was demonstrably the case when the Phoenix merchandise store opened on Dixon Street & proles were buying the stuff and wearing it BEFORE THEY HAD EVER PLAYED A GAME.
    Because we have ALWAYS played roundball.

  6. samm | June 22, 2010 at 9:32 am | Permalink

    Some are quitely enjoying, nay relishing the fact that for once something other than ovalball is being talked about by the electronic oracles of truth and wisdom.

  7. Joey | June 22, 2010 at 10:03 am | Permalink

    I played roundball as a child. I never played ovalball.

    But if I am honest, I preferred to play smallroundball + stick.

  8. Jet Simian | June 23, 2010 at 10:02 am | Permalink

    Hey, where on this scale of ungood to doubleplusgood do polyhedral randomisers sit as rolling instruments of destiny?

  9. morgue | June 23, 2010 at 11:03 am | Permalink

    Polyhedrals that resemble roundballs are plusgood. Polyhedrals resembling ovalballs are ungood. D8 = ungood. D20 = plusgood.