{"id":1033,"date":"2009-03-31T08:09:47","date_gmt":"2009-03-31T08:09:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1033"},"modified":"2009-03-31T08:09:47","modified_gmt":"2009-03-31T08:09:47","slug":"my-god-its-full-of-twits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1033","title":{"rendered":"My God, Its Full Of Twits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t get Twitter&#8221; is becoming the &#8220;I don&#8217;t watch television&#8221; of the interweb age; but <a href=\"http:\/\/publicaddress.net\/5791\">Damien Christie<\/a> shared a grim realization that if one doesn&#8217;t secure one&#8217;s preferred username now, one will be forced in future to take a grotesque approximation with underscores and numbers all through it. This prospect terrified me; I signed up immediately.<br \/>\nSo <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mr_orgue\">now I&#8217;m on Twitter<\/a>. I don&#8217;t need another online social channel, to be quite honest &#8211; I&#8217;m <a href=\"http:\/\/www.davidhasselhoff.com\/profile\/Morgan12\">on Hoffspace<\/a> for crying out loud, and that is sufficient for almost all my needs &#8211; but now that I&#8217;m on there, I have to admit I&#8217;m fascinated by the 140-character limit. That, my friends, is a hook.<br \/>\nNo Dollhouse post this week, or probably for the rest of the season unless I get particularly enthused. Ep 7 was cool fun; watch this show. (35 characters&#8230;. sayyyyy&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t get Twitter&#8221; is becoming the &#8220;I don&#8217;t watch television&#8221; of the interweb age; but Damien Christie shared a grim realization that if one doesn&#8217;t secure one&#8217;s preferred username now, one will be forced in future to take a grotesque approximation with underscores and numbers all through it. This prospect terrified me; I signed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1033\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My God, Its Full Of Twits<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging","category-things-ive-seen"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-gF","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1033"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1033\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}