{"id":1036,"date":"2009-04-02T08:01:11","date_gmt":"2009-04-02T08:01:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1036"},"modified":"2011-01-15T13:12:43","modified_gmt":"2011-01-15T00:12:43","slug":"birthday-wisdom-2k9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1036","title":{"rendered":"Birthday Wisdom 2K9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thirty three, he said, its not such a bad age, got a nice sort of rhythm to it, still young enough to swing on a playground swing.<br \/>\nSo every year when this day rolls around I ask the patient readers of From The Morgue to give me a small gift &#8211; to comment with a quote of some kind.<br \/>\nLast year put it nicely:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It can be a quote from a song or a poem or a movie or a conversation or an advertising brochure or a blog or a speech or a legal opinion or a sports commentary or a magazine article or a comic book or a novel or a motivational poster or the website you have open on the other browser tab.<br \/>\nGive me a quote that means something to you, or a quote that means nothing to you, or a quote that couldn&#8217;t mean anything to anybody even if they tried.<br \/>\nEvery year, this collection of random bits of the world makes me happy, and I like to be happy on my birthday. C&#8217;mon and indulge me.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This is the sixth year I&#8217;ve done this! Previous Birthday Wisdoms: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.additiverich.com\/morgue\/archives\/002388.html\">2008<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.additiverich.com\/morgue\/archives\/001936.html\">2007<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.additiverich.com\/morgue\/archives\/001281.html\">2006<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.additiverich.com\/morgue\/archives\/000710.html\">2005<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.additiverich.com\/morgue\/archives\/000258.html\">2004<\/a><br \/>\nAlso, best wishes to my newest birthday buddy: <a href=\"http:\/\/rotq.blogspot.com\/2009\/04\/arthur-is-one.html\">Arthur son of Chuckles, one year old today<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thirty three, he said, its not such a bad age, got a nice sort of rhythm to it, still young enough to swing on a playground swing. So every year when this day rolls around I ask the patient readers of From The Morgue to give me a small gift &#8211; to comment with a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1036\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Birthday Wisdom 2K9<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1036","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-self-ish"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-gI","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1036","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1036"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1036\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2280,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1036\/revisions\/2280"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1036"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}