{"id":1092,"date":"2009-06-29T08:43:38","date_gmt":"2009-06-29T08:43:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1092"},"modified":"2011-01-15T13:12:39","modified_gmt":"2011-01-15T00:12:39","slug":"no-one-remembers-clarence-worley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1092","title":{"rendered":"No-one remembers Clarence Worley"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Even at a Tarantino-themed costume party, no-one remembers <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Clarence_Worley\">Clarence Worley<\/a>.<br \/>\n<span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"morgue or slater as clarenceworley\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.additiverich.com\/morgue\/clarenceworley2.JPG?resize=422%2C287\" width=\"422\" height=\"287\" class=\"mt-image-none\" style=\"\" \/><\/span><br \/>\n<span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"morgue or slater as clarence worley\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.additiverich.com\/morgue\/clarenceworley3.jpg?resize=239%2C240\" width=\"239\" height=\"240\" class=\"mt-image-none\" style=\"\" \/><\/span><br \/>\n<span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\" style=\"display: inline;\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"morgue or slater as clarence worley\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.additiverich.com\/morgue\/clarenceworley.JPG?resize=240%2C320\" width=\"240\" height=\"320\" class=\"mt-image-none\" style=\"\" \/><\/span><br \/>\nI was even wearing white socks, man. Attention to detail.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even at a Tarantino-themed costume party, no-one remembers Clarence Worley. I was even wearing white socks, man. Attention to detail.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1092","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-self-ish"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-hC","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1092","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1092"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1092\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2224,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1092\/revisions\/2224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}