{"id":1095,"date":"2009-07-02T10:49:12","date_gmt":"2009-07-02T10:49:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1095"},"modified":"2011-01-15T13:12:39","modified_gmt":"2011-01-15T00:12:39","slug":"michael-bay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1095","title":{"rendered":"Michael Bay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I get frustrated at how Michael Bay* does visual storytelling, waving my hands and shouting &#8220;coherent sequence of images&#8221; and &#8220;not crossing the line&#8221; and &#8220;ignorance of a film grammar built up through trial and error over a century&#8221; while flecks of spittle fly across the room and my eyes get progressively more bloodshot&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8230;I sometimes wonder if this is how people felt when their kids started listening to rap music**.<br \/>\nAnd this thought bothers me.<br \/>\n* no i have not seen transformers 2 and probably wouldn&#8217;t go even if Pearce bought me a ticket <a href=\"http:\/\/www.additiverich.com\/morgue\/archives\/002029.html\">like he did for the first one<\/a><br \/>\n** or Elvis, or jazz, or whatever<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I get frustrated at how Michael Bay* does visual storytelling, waving my hands and shouting &#8220;coherent sequence of images&#8221; and &#8220;not crossing the line&#8221; and &#8220;ignorance of a film grammar built up through trial and error over a century&#8221; while flecks of spittle fly across the room and my eyes get progressively more bloodshot&#8230; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1095\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Michael Bay<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-things-ive-seen"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-hF","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1095"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2221,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1095\/revisions\/2221"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}