{"id":1124,"date":"2009-08-10T22:15:58","date_gmt":"2009-08-10T22:15:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1124"},"modified":"2011-01-15T13:12:37","modified_gmt":"2011-01-15T00:12:37","slug":"smashed-plates-and-diamonds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1124","title":{"rendered":"Smashed plates and diamonds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stjames.co.nz\/images\/pics\/Marie%20Antoinette%20web.jpg?w=660\"><br \/>\nThoroughly caught up in the world of Marie Antoinette for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stjames.co.nz\/whats-on-details.aspx?id=488\">The Affair of the Diamond Necklace<\/a>, which is on Saturday evening.<br \/>\nToday, I smashed a plate by letting it fall from my head. That&#8217;s a new one. But the dances are going rather well I think.<br \/>\nThere are still tickets to be had, if anyone is feeling keen. It will be a spectacular evening in every way.<br \/>\nBut while the spectacle is being prepared, blogging will be light.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thoroughly caught up in the world of Marie Antoinette for The Affair of the Diamond Necklace, which is on Saturday evening. Today, I smashed a plate by letting it fall from my head. That&#8217;s a new one. But the dances are going rather well I think. There are still tickets to be had, if anyone &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1124\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Smashed plates and diamonds<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[9,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wellington","category-writing"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-i8","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1124"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2193,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1124\/revisions\/2193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}