{"id":1166,"date":"2009-10-16T20:23:07","date_gmt":"2009-10-16T20:23:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1166"},"modified":"2011-01-15T13:11:45","modified_gmt":"2011-01-15T00:11:45","slug":"phuket-thailand-a-bestiary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1166","title":{"rendered":"[Phuket, Thailand] A Bestiary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(<a href=\"http:\/\/lists.topica.com\/lists\/morgueatlarge\/read\/message.html?mid=914659713&#038;sort=d&#038;start=122\">sent out to the morgueatlarge list<\/a>)<br \/>\nNumerous water buffalo<br \/>\nTwo elephants on the hill road<br \/>\nA baby elephant the next day<br \/>\nA hand-sized spider in a web the size of a tablecloth<br \/>\nA critter that looked kinda like a grey squirrel only it had a long<br \/>\nlong coloured tail<br \/>\nA small family of rogue pigs (warthogs?) in the backroads of Karon<br \/>\nLotsa skittery lizards<br \/>\nTwo sloths, who have mostly hung out by the pool or on the beach,<br \/>\nsipping juices and cocktails and reading books and generally wondering<br \/>\nhow they swung this particular sweet deal<br \/>\nLove,<br \/>\nA Sloth In An Internet Cafe In Phuket Town<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(sent out to the morgueatlarge list) Numerous water buffalo Two elephants on the hill road A baby elephant the next day A hand-sized spider in a web the size of a tablecloth A critter that looked kinda like a grey squirrel only it had a long long coloured tail A small family of rogue pigs &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1166\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">[Phuket, Thailand] A Bestiary<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-self-ish"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-iO","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1166"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2150,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1166\/revisions\/2150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}