{"id":1213,"date":"2009-12-23T08:33:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-23T08:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1213"},"modified":"2011-01-15T13:11:34","modified_gmt":"2011-01-15T00:11:34","slug":"a-christmas-message","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1213","title":{"rendered":"A Christmas Message"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nHey everyone! This is David Hasselhoff, multimedia star of the new generation! My fans call me The Hoff and you can too (I like that name – snap<\/em>!). And don’t forget that I was the first and best Nick Fury<\/a>! (Take that<\/a>, Samuel Jackson!)
\nAnyway, just stopping by to wish a very Merry Christmas to all of you readers of From the Morgue<\/em>! You guys are the reason America’s so great! So keep on rocking in the FREE WORLD! (You know what I mean<\/em>!)
\nAnd maybe you should give yourself the greatest gift of all this Christmas, and sign up to HoffSpace<\/a>, my own personal social networking system! It’s great! “Morgue” (known in HoffSpace as “Morgan12”!) already has a profile<\/a>, you should sign on up and be his friend! You can win great Hoff merchandise and help make the world a more amazing<\/em> place! That’s truly brutal – or should I say TRUTAL<\/em>!
\nAs a talking car I know used to say: Oh Yeah! See you on Hoffspace!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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