{"id":1234,"date":"2010-02-17T08:16:43","date_gmt":"2010-02-17T08:16:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1234"},"modified":"2011-01-15T13:10:41","modified_gmt":"2011-01-15T00:10:41","slug":"this-one-dream-i-had-once","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1234","title":{"rendered":"This One Dream I Had Once"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.dreammoods.com\/images\/naked1.jpg?w=660\"><br \/>\n(Found this described in the 1999 journal &#8211; March 20th. I know, I know, other people&#8217;s dreams are not interesting. I&#8217;m writing it up anyway.)<br \/>\nI&#8217;m in an elevator, wearing nothing but a length of tin foil that doesn&#8217;t quite go all the way around me. I realize I&#8217;m on my way to have one of those dreams where you&#8217;re standing in front of a group of people and you&#8217;re pretty much naked.<br \/>\nWith me in the lift is a burly guy with a brown goatee, wearing only a narrow blue towel around his waist. I realize that he is on his way to his own version of the same dream.<br \/>\nWe nod at each other.<br \/>\nHe is wearing underwear under his towel. Seeing that my dignity is in an even more perilous state than his, he offers the underwear to me.<br \/>\nI am touched by his generosity, but politely decline the offer. I just couldn&#8217;t take a man&#8217;s underwear when he was about to have a dream like that. It wouldn&#8217;t be right.<br \/>\nThe door opens. We head out in separate directions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Found this described in the 1999 journal &#8211; March 20th. I know, I know, other people&#8217;s dreams are not interesting. I&#8217;m writing it up anyway.) I&#8217;m in an elevator, wearing nothing but a length of tin foil that doesn&#8217;t quite go all the way around me. I realize I&#8217;m on my way to have one &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1234\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">This One Dream I Had Once<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-and-also"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-jU","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1234"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1234\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2082,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1234\/revisions\/2082"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}