Oh, if I were a fiver and sixpence
\nI know just what I’d do
\nI’d spend and die for a bridie pie
\nAnd a custard square or two
\n(Yes a custard square or two)
\nOh if I were a fiver and sixpence
\nI know just what I’d need
\nHire a balladeer to sing everywhere
\nand be famed in word and deed
\n(Yes be famed in word and deed)
\nOh if I were a fiver and sixpence
\nI know just what I’d try
\nI’d buy you out of your finest stout
\nAnd I’d drink the bottles dry
\n(Yes I’d drink the bottles dry)
\nOh if I were a fiver and sixpence
\nI know just where I’d be
\nI’d face no fuss on a country bus
\nFor I paid my way with me
\n(Yes I paid my way with me)
\nFor a fiver and sixpence is me
\n—
\nNo, I don’t know what I’m doing either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"