{"id":1459,"date":"2010-05-03T07:41:56","date_gmt":"2010-05-02T19:41:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1459"},"modified":"2011-01-15T13:10:36","modified_gmt":"2011-01-15T00:10:36","slug":"its-easy-to-have-a-child-to-stay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1459","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Easy To Have A Child To Stay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"1460\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?attachment_id=1460\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/2010\/05\/wormstay.png?fit=212%2C232&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"212,232\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"wormstay\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/2010\/05\/wormstay.png?fit=212%2C232&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/2010\/05\/wormstay.png?resize=212%2C232&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" title=\"wormstay\" width=\"212\" height=\"232\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1460\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We had little nibling James staying with us all weekend, and it was good fun times. It was our first serious nibling-babysitting, and ironically we double-booked ourselves with a wedding, so we the babysitters had to subcontract out to some other babysitters for Saturday evening. (Thanks Miri and Matt!)<\/p>\n<p>Things I learned:<br \/>\n* going around on a runalong bike never stops being fun<br \/>\n* going down a slide never stops being fun<br \/>\n* waking up in an unfamiliar place is not fun<br \/>\n* the appropriate thing to do when you have had enough food is to carry what you didn&#8217;t eat around in your hand for the next two hours in case you get hungry again<br \/>\n* more bike!<\/p>\n<p>He can come back, I reckon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We had little nibling James staying with us all weekend, and it was good fun times. It was our first serious nibling-babysitting, and ironically we double-booked ourselves with a wedding, so we the babysitters had to subcontract out to some other babysitters for Saturday evening. (Thanks Miri and Matt!) Things I learned: * going around &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1459\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">It&#8217;s Easy To Have A Child To Stay<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-1459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-self-ish","tag-home-life"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-nx","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1459"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2031,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1459\/revisions\/2031"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}