{"id":1555,"date":"2010-06-15T08:39:04","date_gmt":"2010-06-14T20:39:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1555"},"modified":"2011-01-15T13:10:34","modified_gmt":"2011-01-15T00:10:34","slug":"i-am-become-dad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=1555","title":{"rendered":"I Am Become Dad"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The cat is out of the bag. (Poor cat, stuck in that bag!) Cal and I are having a baby.<\/p>\n

morguecal baby FAQ:<\/em><\/p>\n

1. SQUEEEE!<\/strong>
\nThat’s not a question, mum, but I’m glad you’re excited.<\/p>\n

2. When is it due?<\/strong>
\nDecember 15, so even odds say it’s gonna arrive on Christmas day.<\/p>\n

3. Is it a boy baby or a girl baby?<\/strong>
\nWe dunno yet, too early. We’ll probably find out though, so we know whether to decorate baby’s room with pink butterflies wearing make-up or blue trucks kickboxing each other. <\/p>\n

4. So this is why you moved to the Hutt?<\/strong>
\nSurprisingly, no. We found out the day we moved. We came out here to get a dog. With baby-future, we made sad and difficult decision to postpone dog a few years. Sorry Gusto, lovely SPCA dog we were thinking of adopting. It was pretty heartbreaking actually. (Happy ending: Gusto has been adopted by another family and is presumably now very happy with them!)<\/p>\n

5. That house in the Hutt is pretty spooky, isn’t it? What with the instant connection and the family history<\/a> and making you magically pregnant the day you move in?<\/strong>
\nI know right!<\/p>\n

6. So… how does it feel, being a dad-to-be?<\/strong>
\nGood. It feels really good. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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