{"id":16,"date":"2003-12-22T16:41:33","date_gmt":"2003-12-22T16:41:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=16"},"modified":"2003-12-22T16:41:33","modified_gmt":"2003-12-22T16:41:33","slug":"mooses-for-hooses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=16","title":{"rendered":"Mooses for Hooses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mezzy Xmas.  Hey, off work!  Like my job.  Better, like my workmates &#8211; immeasurable benefit of two levels of damn good folk above me in management line, plus competent bodies left and right.  Makes it all so much easier to be the shop of sanity in the institutional ocean of bloody foolishness.<br \/>\nSnow.  Shopping.  Yuck to shopping.  Fed fed fed.  Dancing kittens, well, cats.  I have become a dog person although I distinctly recall once being a cat person.  Still like cats though.  Evil, wicked beastses that they are.  Stupid fat hobbit!  Snow on the roof, in the garden.  Riding in the bus.<br \/>\nI still haven&#8217;t watched Alien3 workprint cut.  Am I cured?  Answers on back of an envelope please.  Please.  Mind the antelopen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mezzy Xmas. Hey, off work! Like my job. Better, like my workmates &#8211; immeasurable benefit of two levels of damn good folk above me in management line, plus competent bodies left and right. Makes it all so much easier to be the shop of sanity in the institutional ocean of bloody foolishness. Snow. Shopping. Yuck &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=16\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mooses for Hooses<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-g","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}