{"id":171,"date":"2004-12-01T00:02:22","date_gmt":"2004-12-01T00:02:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=171"},"modified":"2004-12-01T00:02:22","modified_gmt":"2004-12-01T00:02:22","slug":"scenes-from-a-bother","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=171","title":{"rendered":"Scenes From A Bother"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>700 parliamentary hours devoted to decision to implement hunting ban.<br \/>\n7 parliamentary hours devoted to decision to go to war against Iraq.<br \/>\n(from Private Eye No. 1120 26 Nov)<br \/>\n&#8220;There are easily nine varieties of Diet Cola!  And there are only two major political parties in this country!  Our priorities are messed up!&#8221;<br \/>\n(from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dieselsweeties.com\/\">Diesel Sweeties<\/a>; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dieselsweeties.com\/archive.php?s=1008\">click for punchline<\/a>)<br \/>\n&#8220;In a savage post-apocalyptic future, a hunted man struggles to free his beloved from a harem so he can escape with her to safety.&#8221;<br \/>\n(okay, this one&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/queryletters.blogspot.com\/2004\/11\/future-slut.html\">movie pitch<\/a>.  you may laugh now.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>700 parliamentary hours devoted to decision to implement hunting ban. 7 parliamentary hours devoted to decision to go to war against Iraq. (from Private Eye No. 1120 26 Nov) &#8220;There are easily nine varieties of Diet Cola! And there are only two major political parties in this country! Our priorities are messed up!&#8221; (from Diesel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=171\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Scenes From A Bother<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-2L","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}