{"id":18,"date":"2004-01-14T18:19:46","date_gmt":"2004-01-14T18:19:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=18"},"modified":"2004-01-14T18:19:46","modified_gmt":"2004-01-14T18:19:46","slug":"some-new-costs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=18","title":{"rendered":"Some New Costs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, should we broadband?<br \/>\nRent is a given, albeit a new one.<br \/>\nShould I put my phone on contract instead of pay as go?<br \/>\nCould be an expensive year, all these costs.<br \/>\nMostly, though, I want to whinge about the crap tech that is my old Nokia 3310 phone and, by extension, most cellphones, for having internal singular batteries that don&#8217;t cope well with continual top-up charging and even when taken care of eventually end up with a battery life of 3 days even when not used.<br \/>\nBleah.  Stupid phone.  I&#8217;m sick of having my phone beep in my ear and hang up all my calls for me.<br \/>\n~`morgue (contract gives me new phone, at least&#8230; hmmm.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, should we broadband? Rent is a given, albeit a new one. Should I put my phone on contract instead of pay as go? Could be an expensive year, all these costs. Mostly, though, I want to whinge about the crap tech that is my old Nokia 3310 phone and, by extension, most cellphones, for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=18\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Some New Costs<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-i","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}