{"id":194,"date":"2005-02-01T11:50:13","date_gmt":"2005-02-01T11:50:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=194"},"modified":"2013-12-14T15:12:35","modified_gmt":"2013-12-14T02:12:35","slug":"my-new-pen-for-meetings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=194","title":{"rendered":"My New Pen For Meetings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend + boss <a href=\"http:\/\/www.t-hinks.blogspot.com\/\">T<\/a> has returned from Florida with a lovely new pen that I intend to use for all important meetings.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/laughingplacestore.com\/images\/products\/3119L.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/laughingplacestore.com\/images\/products\/3119M.jpg?w=660\"><\/a><br \/>\nIt&#8217;s an etch-a sketch pen!  And the little etch controls are Mickey-hands!<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>Aaron Andrews is staying with us. It is good. Still very busy. More soon. As usual, read the comments if you&#8217;re not already, fascinating stuff in there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend + boss T has returned from Florida with a lovely new pen that I intend to use for all important meetings. It&#8217;s an etch-a sketch pen! And the little etch controls are Mickey-hands! &#8212;&#8212;&#8211; Aaron Andrews is staying with us. It is good. Still very busy. More soon. As usual, read the comments &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=194\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">My New Pen For Meetings<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-38","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=194"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6051,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/194\/revisions\/6051"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}