So I caved and downloaded the leaked first episode of the new Doctor Who.
\nY’all should know: Doctor Who is the one sci-fi thing that really gets me. I mean, really really gets me. I am helpless before its premise (both thematic and actual). I like the theme tune. I like the blue box. I even kinda like the daleks.
\n(Hell, I even kinda liked Bonnie Langford’s character.)
\nWell, I’ve been eager for this since it was announced in 2003. There was no safer pair of hands, I thought, than Russell T Davies – he wrote a great Doctor Who book (featuring gaybashing and council estate nastiness alongside dimension-hopping Lovecraft-by-way-of-Grant-Morrison scifi weirdness) then established rock-solid professional TV credentials, then came back to his first love. He has the love of a fan, but the nous of a professional – a desperately rare combination.
\nWell: I have seen the first episode, and it is all good.
\nWhat makes it Doctor Who? The Doctor sneaks into the monster’s lair with a vial that will be deadly to the monster that is trying to conquer earth. His new friend Rose tells him to hurry up and use the vial. The Doctor replies: “I didn’t come here to kill it! I have to give it a chance.”
\nAnd then he goes and chats to the monster.
\nI told my brother he has to watch it when it hits NZ. Now, he’s never been a Who fan – and (unlike, say, with Buffy or Freaks and Geeks) I’ve never been much of a Who proselytiser. But I have given him the instruction and I give it to you as well. From the email I sent him:
\n“It’s bloody marvellous though. The *pace* of it! It races through, barely
\npausing for breath, delivers some great subtle comedy along with the [SPOILER REMOVED!!] stuff, and shock of shocks Billie Piper (ex crappy pop kiddie)
\nholds her own opposite Chris Eccleston (who will finally stop being known as
\n‘the one what was killed on Cracker’ with this role).
\nIt’s daft but massively enthusiastic and you *will* give it a shot.”
\nThe last shot of the episode – that last one second – it just about made me cry.
\nBut mostly, I was just laughing. Did I say? It’s funny – really funny.
\nIn the UK: Sat 26 March, 7pm, BBC1.
\nIn New Zealand: Prime TV, date yet to be announced.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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