{"id":25,"date":"2004-01-28T12:15:05","date_gmt":"2004-01-28T12:15:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=25"},"modified":"2013-12-14T15:37:42","modified_gmt":"2013-12-14T02:37:42","slug":"oscars-criswell-predicts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=25","title":{"rendered":"Oscars: Criswell Predicts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I pick that the stupid Academy will do this:<br \/>\n<i>ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE <\/i><br \/>\nSean Penn &#8211; MYSTIC RIVER<br \/>\n(possible surprise: Johnny Depp &#8211; PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL. Yes, seriously.)<br \/>\n<i>ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE <\/i><br \/>\nBenicio Del Toro &#8211; 21 GRAMS<br \/>\n<i>ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE <\/i><br \/>\n50\/50 between Keisha Castle-Hughes &#8211; WHALE RIDER and<br \/>\nCharlize Theron &#8211; MONSTER &#8211; as a Kiwi I&#8217;m backing Keisha. The Anna Paquin factor, y&#8217;know.<br \/>\n<i>ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE <\/i><br \/>\nRenee Zellweger &#8211; COLD MOUNTAIN<\/p>\n<p>ANIMATED FEATURE FILM<br \/>\nFINDING NEMO<\/p>\n<p>ART DIRECTION<br \/>\nTHE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING<\/p>\n<p>CINEMATOGRAPHY<br \/>\nMASTER AND COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD (anything with water gets bonus points)<\/p>\n<p>COSTUME DESIGN<br \/>\nGIRL WITH A PEARL EARRING<\/p>\n<p>DIRECTING<br \/>\nTHE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING<br \/>\n(FINally)<\/p>\n<p>DOCUMENTARY FEATURE<br \/>\nDOCUMENTARY SHORT SUBJECT<br \/>\nFOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM<br \/>\nSHORT FILM (ANIMATED)<br \/>\nSHORT FILM (LIVE ACTION)<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t know any of the nominees<\/p>\n<p>FILM EDITING<br \/>\nCITY OF GOD (and it&#8217;d deserve it, too)<\/p>\n<p>MAKEUP<br \/>\nTHE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING<\/p>\n<p>MUSIC (SCORE)<br \/>\nTHE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING<\/p>\n<p>MUSIC (SONG)<br \/>\n&#8220;Into the West&#8221; &#8211; THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING<\/p>\n<p>BEST PICTURE<br \/>\nTHE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING<\/p>\n<p>SOUND<br \/>\nTHE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING<\/p>\n<p>SOUND EDITING<br \/>\nMASTER AND COMMANDER: THE FAR SIDE OF THE WORLD<\/p>\n<p>VISUAL EFFECTS<br \/>\nTHE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING<\/p>\n<p>WRITING (ADAPTED SCREENPLAY)<br \/>\nAMERICAN SPLENDOR<br \/>\n(but it should go to THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING fer chrissakes! it&#8217;s the infamous unfilmable book! it&#8217;s been made into a great film! grrrrr)<\/p>\n<p>WRITING (ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY)<br \/>\nLOST IN TRANSLATION <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I pick that the stupid Academy will do this: ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE Sean Penn &#8211; MYSTIC RIVER (possible surprise: Johnny Depp &#8211; PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL. Yes, seriously.) ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE Benicio Del Toro &#8211; 21 GRAMS ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE 50\/50 between Keisha &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=25\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Oscars: Criswell Predicts<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-p","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6058,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions\/6058"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}