{"id":268,"date":"2005-07-29T17:43:50","date_gmt":"2005-07-29T17:43:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=268"},"modified":"2005-07-29T17:43:50","modified_gmt":"2005-07-29T17:43:50","slug":"daffydmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=268","title":{"rendered":"Daffydmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, 29 July, is the traditional date on which members of the Church of Daffyd celebrate the birth of Daffyd.<br \/>\nI mark this occasion with the traditional raised glass and bowed head and sacrifice of seven healthy goats.<br \/>\nI have been a member of the Church of Daffyd for nearly ten years now, and it has filled my life with emotional confidence and financial success.  Yea, Daffyd knows how to lay down a good spiritual methodology, and he smacketh it down right in the solar plexus of his faithful!<br \/>\nI have cherished each day my privileged position as one of his two scions on this earthly plane, and I look forward to the day when I can once again sit alongside him and make bad jokes about Star Wars.<br \/>\nBest of all, he&#8217;s never minded terribly much that I&#8217;m also the founder of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apocalypse.gen.nz\/leongod\/\">Cult of Leon<\/a>, and a member of the Boys of the Bread.  Or maybe he doesn&#8217;t know.  Whatever works.<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br \/>\nDavid is also, of course, the originator and host of the additiverich blog collective, and hence you&#8217;re only reading these words because of him.  (So blame him, not me.)<br \/>\nThanks, man.  Happy birthday.  See you in six months!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, 29 July, is the traditional date on which members of the Church of Daffyd celebrate the birth of Daffyd. I mark this occasion with the traditional raised glass and bowed head and sacrifice of seven healthy goats. I have been a member of the Church of Daffyd for nearly ten years now, and it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=268\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Daffydmas<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-4k","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}