{"id":273,"date":"2005-08-08T21:56:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-08T21:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=273"},"modified":"2005-08-08T21:56:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-08T21:56:00","slug":"beach-photos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=273","title":{"rendered":"Beach Photos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pics from the beach trip mentioned yesterday are up on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/rpgactionfigure\/34054.html\">Malc&#8217;s lj<\/a>, and very fine they are too.  He has a new camera.  It is very nifty.<br \/>\nI am making pancakes.  Except they&#8217;re turning out very strange, because I had an extra egg, and decided I&#8217;d just put it in the mix as well because I couldn&#8217;t see myself eating a lone egg soon, and it was best before a week ago already, and apparently that was a bad idea.  My pancakes have a distinct omelette mystique.  But I&#8217;m going to drown them in maple syrup anyway, so I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;ll turn out all right.<br \/>\nI am also trying to organise The America.<br \/>\nYum.  Pancakes.  And maple syrup.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pics from the beach trip mentioned yesterday are up on Malc&#8217;s lj, and very fine they are too. He has a new camera. It is very nifty. I am making pancakes. Except they&#8217;re turning out very strange, because I had an extra egg, and decided I&#8217;d just put it in the mix as well because &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=273\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Beach Photos<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-4p","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=273"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}