This one time, I went along to a birthday gathering where I didn’t know many people, and there was a girl there with fascinating decorated trousers, with beads and patches and even a mirror.
\nBy way of making conversation, I walked up to her and said, in reference to the mirror, “I can see myself in your pants.”
\nIt took me a moment to realise that could be taken in two ways.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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