For the first time since coming back, I felt like I was back on some kind of form in basketball, so naturally I injured myself halfway through.
\nThe moment of injury is always a memorable one. When you feel something go wrong, and your brain tells you, yes, that wasn’t supposed to bend like that, and then you know that you’ve injured yourself, and what a nuisance, and you hope it isn’t serious, and you worry for a second that it is, and then the pain starts to well up and you go down and think, dammit! Ow!
\nBad things about having a sprained ankle:<\/b>
\n* it’s a lovely day outside but my preferred means of enjoying such days is going for a nice walk
\n* it takes three trips to get my cereal, juice and chai tea down to the place where I take my breakfast, and each trip takes a very long time, and hurts
\n* putting on underwear takes far too much concentration
\nGood things about having a sprained ankle:<\/b>
\n* putting one hand on the left bench and the other hand on the right bench and swinging through the kitchen like an enormous tree-dwelling moose.
\n* um, that’s all?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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