“The DJ who controls my life repeats<\/i> certain moments. Sometimes I can’t work out why these moments are important<\/i>.”
\n– inexplicable note to self, circa 2000
\nI was planning on going to this big free entertainment thing in Civic Square starting at 9pm. But I’m feeling antisocial. Still. So I’m not.
\nI bought shoes today. Brian J once told me “Never skimp on shoes. Make sure you buy good ones, even if they cost a lot of money.” This may be the only thing he ever said that qualifies as wisdom.
\nThe title of the post is from another scribble, from about ’94 or ’95 when the internet was still kinda futuristic and cool. It means I’m even more futuristic than that. And, thus, better than you. You know it’s true.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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