{"id":333,"date":"2006-03-23T02:07:52","date_gmt":"2006-03-23T02:07:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=333"},"modified":"2006-03-23T02:07:52","modified_gmt":"2006-03-23T02:07:52","slug":"stop-the-internet-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=333","title":{"rendered":"Stop The Internet Please"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I took my laptop into the laptop repairing place today.  Online on the parental computer, which is slow.  I&#8217;ve managed to quadruple its speed but it&#8217;s still slow.  Only solution: pause the internet for me.  I will catch up when laptop returned.<br \/>\nPlayed netball today, first outing on the ankle post-injury.  I did not make it worse.  This is good.<br \/>\nInstead of this, go read <a href=http:\/\/www.undulatingungulate.com\/blog\/?p=117>the other moose&#8217;s post<\/a> about how our psychology influences our political tendencies.  Is good, and includes micro-summary of Lakoff, who I&#8217;ve been mentioning here of late.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I took my laptop into the laptop repairing place today. Online on the parental computer, which is slow. I&#8217;ve managed to quadruple its speed but it&#8217;s still slow. Only solution: pause the internet for me. I will catch up when laptop returned. Played netball today, first outing on the ankle post-injury. I did not make &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=333\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Stop The Internet Please<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-5n","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}