{"id":345,"date":"2006-05-10T03:08:08","date_gmt":"2006-05-10T03:08:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=345"},"modified":"2006-05-10T03:08:08","modified_gmt":"2006-05-10T03:08:08","slug":"the-onion-challenges-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=345","title":{"rendered":"The Onion Challenges Us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve updated my linkyland sidebar.  So many links now.  But they are all the goodstuff, yahuh.<br \/>\nPrep for the Rumpus proceeds apace.  There will be smoke, and possibly mirrors, but not at the same time.  And the dancing, yes yes.<br \/>\n&#8212;-<br \/>\n<a href=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/node\/48223>From The Onion<\/a>:<br \/>\n<b>I&#8217;m Doing My Inconsequential Part For The Environment<\/b><br \/>\n<i>As human beings continue to wreak havoc on the ecosystem, with seemingly no awareness of the long-term effects of our shortsighted actions, we seriously jeopardize the fragile balance of life on this big blue marble we call Spaceship Earth. Now is the time to take steps toward creating a cleaner environment, however insignificant and useless those steps may be&#8230;  Together, we can make an unbelievably negligible difference.<\/i><br \/>\nDiscuss.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve updated my linkyland sidebar. So many links now. But they are all the goodstuff, yahuh. Prep for the Rumpus proceeds apace. There will be smoke, and possibly mirrors, but not at the same time. And the dancing, yes yes. &#8212;- From The Onion: I&#8217;m Doing My Inconsequential Part For The Environment As human beings &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=345\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Onion Challenges Us<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-5z","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}