{"id":416,"date":"2006-09-26T13:00:12","date_gmt":"2006-09-26T13:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=416"},"modified":"2006-09-26T13:00:12","modified_gmt":"2006-09-26T13:00:12","slug":"shit-off-safety","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=416","title":{"rendered":"Shit Off Safety"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just got a call from the Alligator, who has landed in Auckland and is due in Welly in a couple weeks.<br \/>\nHe tipped me off to <a href=http:\/\/www.thestranger.com\/seattle\/Content?oid=74774>this account of his farewell party<\/a>, written up for Seattle&#8217;s indie scene zine The Stranger.  Excerpt:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nSomeone shotguns a High Gravity malt beverage and shouts, &#8220;Get rich or die fuckin&#8217; tryin&#8217;!&#8221; Someone else shotguns and shouts, &#8220;Locked and loaded!&#8221; All out of catch phrases, our host does a traditional Maori war dance on top of the fridge. I get more fucked up than I&#8217;ve been in years and the party is a raging success.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That&#8217;s how they roll in Seattle, baby.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just got a call from the Alligator, who has landed in Auckland and is due in Welly in a couple weeks. He tipped me off to this account of his farewell party, written up for Seattle&#8217;s indie scene zine The Stranger. Excerpt: Someone shotguns a High Gravity malt beverage and shouts, &#8220;Get rich or die &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=416\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Shit Off Safety<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-6I","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=416"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}