{"id":439,"date":"2006-11-08T14:02:39","date_gmt":"2006-11-08T14:02:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=439"},"modified":"2006-11-08T14:02:39","modified_gmt":"2006-11-08T14:02:39","slug":"toilet-seat-problem-solved","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=439","title":{"rendered":"Toilet Seat Problem Solved"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy <a href=http:\/\/susan.sean.geek.nz\/2006\/11\/toilet-seat.html>Susan<\/a>, here&#8217;s the answer to a longtime source of strife for cohabiting mixed-gender couples&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=http:\/\/www.scq.ubc.ca\/?p=108>A GAME THEORETIC APPROACH TO THE TOILET SEAT PROBLEM<\/a><br \/>\nIt explores and resolves the problem using such impeccable logic as this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Criterion (2) seems plausible. It requires, however, that Marsha put the seat in the up position after performing a toilet operation some percentage of the time. No instance of this behaviour has ever been observed in recorded history; ergo this criterion can be ruled out.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>At last, a world without toilet seat strife is possible.<br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n<a href=http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/additiverich>Illustrious Leader<\/a> has upgraded the AdditiveRich posse to a new version of Movable Type, which I am only just beginning to explore.  How exciting!  Thanks are once again due to him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Courtesy Susan, here&#8217;s the answer to a longtime source of strife for cohabiting mixed-gender couples&#8230; A GAME THEORETIC APPROACH TO THE TOILET SEAT PROBLEM It explores and resolves the problem using such impeccable logic as this: Criterion (2) seems plausible. It requires, however, that Marsha put the seat in the up position after performing a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=439\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Toilet Seat Problem Solved<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-75","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}