{"id":470,"date":"2007-01-10T09:56:15","date_gmt":"2007-01-10T09:56:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=470"},"modified":"2007-01-10T09:56:15","modified_gmt":"2007-01-10T09:56:15","slug":"expectations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=470","title":{"rendered":"Expectations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;People will expect Morgan to wear something unusual.&#8221; &#8211; my sister, in an email to my mother, about her wedding.  Email leaked to me by operative known only as &#8216;Long Neck&#8217;.  Looking forward to seeing the sibling and her Matt!<br \/>\nThe Alligator and I are off to the South Island.  I am inordinately excited, and very grateful to the Alligator who did all the work to make it happen.<br \/>\nFarewells were offered to the King of France, Leon the God, who has returned to London.  (Any Londoners looking for a gamer to bolster their numbers, get in touch.)  Go ye well, Royal Donkey.<br \/>\nBack in Welly on the 18th.  If possible there&#8217;ll be a morgueatlarge email or two before then.  <a href=http:\/\/lists.topica.com\/lists\/morgueatlarge\/>Go sign up now!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;People will expect Morgan to wear something unusual.&#8221; &#8211; my sister, in an email to my mother, about her wedding. Email leaked to me by operative known only as &#8216;Long Neck&#8217;. Looking forward to seeing the sibling and her Matt! The Alligator and I are off to the South Island. I am inordinately excited, and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=470\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Expectations<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-7A","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=470"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}