{"id":480,"date":"2007-02-01T11:14:31","date_gmt":"2007-02-01T11:14:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=480"},"modified":"2007-02-01T11:14:31","modified_gmt":"2007-02-01T11:14:31","slug":"things-you-can-say-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=480","title":{"rendered":"Things You Can Say If&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you are P Diddy, you can say this:<br \/>\n<a href=http:\/\/www.yardflex.com\/archives\/000832.html>&#8220;My girl right now is very happy.  As meticulous as I am with my work, I&#8217;m even more meticulous with my lovemaking.&#8221;<\/a><br \/>\nHowever, if you work in an office, you cannot say the above thing.<br \/>\nThis is one of the mysteries of famousity.<br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\nIn case you were wondering, my lovemaking is also extremely meticulous.  Sometimes it is so meticulous, a magnifying glass is necessary.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you are P Diddy, you can say this: &#8220;My girl right now is very happy. As meticulous as I am with my work, I&#8217;m even more meticulous with my lovemaking.&#8221; However, if you work in an office, you cannot say the above thing. This is one of the mysteries of famousity. &#8212; In case &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=480\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Things You Can Say If&#8230;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-7K","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=480"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/480\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}