{"id":481,"date":"2007-02-05T10:44:16","date_gmt":"2007-02-05T10:44:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=481"},"modified":"2007-02-05T10:44:16","modified_gmt":"2007-02-05T10:44:16","slug":"all-your-january-belong-to-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=481","title":{"rendered":"All Your January Belong To Us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>January was crowded.  I think for Christmas I would like a January with more January in it, because this year&#8217;s one just wasn&#8217;t large enough.  It was hard going some of the time.<br \/>\nThe Alligator has departed New Zealand &#8211; I spoke to him less than an hour ago and as I write he is on a plane from Auckland to Hawaii.  Sad to see him go, but glad to see him embark on new adventures and start getting his future into gear.<br \/>\nMy sister and her new husband also departed NZ back to the UK on Friday, but they&#8217;ll be back in a year or so, which makes it a bit easier to handle.  A year isn&#8217;t a long time now.<br \/>\nWellington&#8217;s summer has finally arrived, perhaps, cross fingers touch wood.  I think this blog will soon turn back into what it was last year.  I know at least one reader has been worried that the cute pandas and the sex jokes of recent weeks mean I&#8217;ve crossed the rubicon&#8230;<br \/>\nBut in the meantime, here is a <a href=http:\/\/home.nc.rr.com\/tuco\/looney\/acme\/acme.html>complete illustrated catalog of ACME products<\/a>.<br \/>\nI like the <a href=http:\/\/home.nc.rr.com\/tuco\/looney\/acme\/instantgirl.html>ACME Instant Girl<\/a>.  Convenient!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>January was crowded. I think for Christmas I would like a January with more January in it, because this year&#8217;s one just wasn&#8217;t large enough. It was hard going some of the time. The Alligator has departed New Zealand &#8211; I spoke to him less than an hour ago and as I write he is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=481\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">All Your January Belong To Us<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-7L","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=481"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}