{"id":494,"date":"2007-02-26T01:43:11","date_gmt":"2007-02-26T01:43:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=494"},"modified":"2007-02-26T01:43:11","modified_gmt":"2007-02-26T01:43:11","slug":"belay-that-oscar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=494","title":{"rendered":"Belay That Oscar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am going to watch the whole Oscars shebang unabridged and unhinged with a couple of good friends who share the madness.  However, to fit in with their timetable, we will begin our viewing at 10pm our time.  That&#8217;s a full 5 hours or so after the ceremony ends.  I am determined to stay unspoiled on the winners and losers, so the shenanigans can proceed without hindrance.<br \/>\nAs a side effect of this, I will not be repeating last year&#8217;s stupidity wherein I got splendidly drunk by myself and badly livejournalled the Oscars as it happened.  I am sure you will all be deeply, deeply saddened by this absence in your Oscars experience.<br \/>\nInstead, I direct you to the always-brilliant <a href=http:\/\/www.fametracker.com\/>Fametracker<\/a> for your Oscars awesome &#8211; my favourite every year is <a href=http:\/\/www.fametracker.com\/blue_moons\/future_2007_02_20.php>Best Picture Nominees Turned TV Series<\/a>.<br \/>\n(And The Onion has their wonderful Celebrity Reporter Jackie Harvey <a href=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/entertainment>live-blogging the whole thing<\/a>.  Item!  Sure to be 100% factual.)<br \/>\n&#8212;-<br \/>\nIt is long, long past time that I get this bloody novel finished.  I am swearing off social activities that are not weddings or funerals until it is done.  So I have decreed.  Expect shorter blog entries as well.  (Audience sighs in relief.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am going to watch the whole Oscars shebang unabridged and unhinged with a couple of good friends who share the madness. However, to fit in with their timetable, we will begin our viewing at 10pm our time. That&#8217;s a full 5 hours or so after the ceremony ends. I am determined to stay unspoiled &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=494\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Belay That Oscar<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-7Y","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=494"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}