{"id":52,"date":"2004-04-01T20:37:16","date_gmt":"2004-04-01T20:37:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=52"},"modified":"2004-04-01T20:37:16","modified_gmt":"2004-04-01T20:37:16","slug":"birthday-wisdom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=52","title":{"rendered":"Birthday Wisdom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I turn 28 at midday Friday April 2, New Zealand time.  Slightly after, actually.  After going through life convinced I was a morning baby, turns out I&#8217;m a pm kid.<br \/>\nSo.  I am asking everyone who reads this to give me a birthday gift.  The gift is this: put a favourite quote in the comments.<br \/>\nA quote from anyone.  Philosopher or heavy metal lyricist.  Superhero or politician.  Funny or serious, bathetic or inspirational.<br \/>\nThis will make me a happy moose.<br \/>\nHappy birthday, me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I turn 28 at midday Friday April 2, New Zealand time. Slightly after, actually. After going through life convinced I was a morning baby, turns out I&#8217;m a pm kid. So. I am asking everyone who reads this to give me a birthday gift. The gift is this: put a favourite quote in the comments. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=52\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Birthday Wisdom<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-Q","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}