{"id":520,"date":"2007-04-02T07:49:08","date_gmt":"2007-04-02T07:49:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=520"},"modified":"2007-04-02T07:49:08","modified_gmt":"2007-04-02T07:49:08","slug":"birthday-wisdom-2k7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=520","title":{"rendered":"Birthday Wisdom 2K7"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I turn 31 at about midday today, Monday April 2.  This means I can no longer deny to myself that I am now in my late 20s.  Well, perhaps my mid-20s.<br \/>\nIf you are reading this, whether you actually know me personally or not, I request of you the traditional <i>From the Morgue<\/i> birthday gift &#8211; a quotation in the comments.  Comment on this post with a quote from anywhere, about anything.  It can be funny or wise or silly or sombre or nonsensical.  Quote your bus ticket; quote the bible.  Give me some words sourced in the world.<br \/>\nThe birthday wisdom posts get more google traffic than any other part of this site.  So think of future generations of googlers who will come here seeking enlightenment, and give them something to read.  And for me too.  Because it&#8217;s my birthday.<br \/>\n<a href=http:\/\/www.additiverich.com\/morgue\/archives\/000258.html>Birthday Wisdom 2004<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=http:\/\/www.additiverich.com\/morgue\/archives\/000710.html>Birthday Wisdom 2005<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=http:\/\/www.additiverich.com\/morgue\/archives\/001281.html>Birthday Wisdom 2006<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I turn 31 at about midday today, Monday April 2. This means I can no longer deny to myself that I am now in my late 20s. Well, perhaps my mid-20s. If you are reading this, whether you actually know me personally or not, I request of you the traditional From the Morgue birthday gift &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=520\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Birthday Wisdom 2K7<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-8o","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=520"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}