{"id":542,"date":"2007-05-09T11:03:25","date_gmt":"2007-05-09T11:03:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=542"},"modified":"2007-05-09T11:03:25","modified_gmt":"2007-05-09T11:03:25","slug":"hawk-secretary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=542","title":{"rendered":"Hawk Secretary"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I used to think that, in order to have adventures, the crucial thing was to have a club secretary.<br \/>\nIn other words,<br \/>\n(1) With your friends, form a club<br \/>\n(2) Give the club a nifty name like &#8220;the Hawks&#8221;<br \/>\n(3) Decide who will be Club Secretary<br \/>\n(4) Have adventures, probably involving smugglers of gold ingots<br \/>\nWhen I look back on those childhood years, during which I never did have any adventures, I am forced to ask myself the question: <em>did we choose the right club secretary<\/em>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I used to think that, in order to have adventures, the crucial thing was to have a club secretary. In other words, (1) With your friends, form a club (2) Give the club a nifty name like &#8220;the Hawks&#8221; (3) Decide who will be Club Secretary (4) Have adventures, probably involving smugglers of gold ingots &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=542\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hawk Secretary<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-8K","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}