{"id":547,"date":"2007-05-23T23:33:33","date_gmt":"2007-05-23T23:33:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=547"},"modified":"2007-05-23T23:33:33","modified_gmt":"2007-05-23T23:33:33","slug":"see-an-antelope","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=547","title":{"rendered":"See an antelope"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Look, he and his bride are just getting into their tiny tiny car.<br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\nThis gag was funnier when Bill Watterson did it in Calvin &#038; Hobbes.  Which strip I mention on account of a gift recently received from a faraway blogger.  (Thank you!)<br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\n<strong>Things done since returning from Melbourne at midnight on Friday:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Fixed a broken front tooth.<\/li>\n<li>Helped make a short film for the 48-hour film festival.<\/li>\n<li>Unpacked.  Rearranged all the furniture in the apartment.<\/li>\n<li>Got internet set up (this took NINE HOURS of today).<\/li>\n<li>Played netball (twice) and basketball.<\/li>\n<li>Prepared for and ran the grand finale of <a href=http:\/\/www.additiverich.com\/morgue\/archives\/001976.html>Slayers East<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Attended two cocktail parties.<\/li>\n<li>Started a new work contract.<\/li>\n<li>Did my taxes from last year (mostly).<\/li>\n<li>Developed material for Masters.<\/li>\n<li>Came down with a very nasty cold.<\/li>\n<li>Cold medicine has pseudoephedrine in it and I have had only two hours sleep in the last forty-something and la la la la coldrex la la la when I closed my eyes to try and sleep last night I had crazy hallucinations of giant bugs sort of like a ganzfeld effect only with bugs they were staring at me.  But I feel fine.  Stupid cold.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I have a significantly large backlog of email and snail mail to clear.  I have not read all the blogs I  like to read.  Forums haven&#8217;t even had a look in.  And how is it that I&#8217;m not even enrolled yet and  I am up against Masters-related urgent deadlines?<br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\nAnother thing I did, courtesy <a href=http:\/\/wellingtonista.com\/>Wellingtonista<\/a>, which I did read:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>watched <a href=http:\/\/wellingtonista.com\/flight-of-the-conchords-hbo-premiere>the first episode of the new Flight of the Conchords series<\/a>, which has been freely released by HBO into the many tubes of the internets.<\/li>\n<li>It has the American girl from Peep Show in it.  Yay for Peep Show.<\/li>\n<li>That is all.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look, he and his bride are just getting into their tiny tiny car. &#8212; This gag was funnier when Bill Watterson did it in Calvin &#038; Hobbes. Which strip I mention on account of a gift recently received from a faraway blogger. (Thank you!) &#8212; Things done since returning from Melbourne at midnight on Friday: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=547\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">See an antelope<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-8P","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}