{"id":555,"date":"2007-06-01T00:58:59","date_gmt":"2007-06-01T00:58:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=555"},"modified":"2007-06-01T00:58:59","modified_gmt":"2007-06-01T00:58:59","slug":"stupid-buses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=555","title":{"rendered":"Stupid Buses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=http:\/\/www.additiverich.com\/morgue\/archives\/001630.html>I hate waiting for buses.<\/a>    But I try to be a good public-transport moose.<br \/>\nToday, I thought to myself, I am going from new apartment to Dale&#8217;s game &#8211; do I drive, so when it finishes I can get home quickly?  No!  There is a bus outside Dale&#8217;s that will take me right home!  It comes at 10.23 and if I miss that there is another at 10.53 and every half hour after that!  I can be a good public-transport moose and, worst case scenario, I wait half an hour!<br \/>\nI reach the bus stop at 10.20.  No bus comes.  At 11.16 I text <a href=http:\/\/strongerlight.blogspot.com\/2007\/05\/eye-of-newt.html>the bathless one<\/a> and beg her to come and pick me up because I am starving and I have a cold and WHY HAS THERE BEEN NO BUS?<br \/>\nAt 11.20 there is a bus.  Stupid buses.<br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\nAlso: Wellingtonians who drive &#8211; how is that bypass traffic chaos working out?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate waiting for buses. But I try to be a good public-transport moose. Today, I thought to myself, I am going from new apartment to Dale&#8217;s game &#8211; do I drive, so when it finishes I can get home quickly? No! There is a bus outside Dale&#8217;s that will take me right home! It &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=555\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Stupid Buses<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-8X","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=555"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/555\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}