{"id":574,"date":"2007-06-28T01:41:12","date_gmt":"2007-06-28T01:41:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=574"},"modified":"2007-06-28T01:41:12","modified_gmt":"2007-06-28T01:41:12","slug":"donkey-is-engaged","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=574","title":{"rendered":"Donkey Is Engaged"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There comes a time in a God&#8217;s life when being an exiled King of France just isn&#8217;t quite enough in and of itself, and you start desiring to settle yourself down with a counterpart, a God-Queen if you will. <a href=http:\/\/2treesandahorse.blogspot.com\/2007\/06\/then-i-kissed-her.html>And so it has come to pass.<\/a> And thus, Leon Verrall is engaged.  (Sorry, ladies.)<br \/>\nYou might wish to show your support for the newlygaged <a href=http:\/\/www.apocalypse.gen.nz\/leongod\/>by means of worship.<\/a>  There will never be a better time.<br \/>\nHmm. I guess I oughta start saving for the plane fare then.  Ha ha ha etc.<br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\nAlso: <a href=http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/sevencopiesofthescream>the new 7COTS is out soon<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There comes a time in a God&#8217;s life when being an exiled King of France just isn&#8217;t quite enough in and of itself, and you start desiring to settle yourself down with a counterpart, a God-Queen if you will. And so it has come to pass. And thus, Leon Verrall is engaged. (Sorry, ladies.) You &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=574\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Donkey Is Engaged<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-9g","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=574"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/574\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}