{"id":714,"date":"2008-02-07T09:28:41","date_gmt":"2008-02-07T09:28:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=714"},"modified":"2008-02-07T09:28:41","modified_gmt":"2008-02-07T09:28:41","slug":"after-waitangi-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=714","title":{"rendered":"After Waitangi Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was a quiet Waitangi Day this year, compared to the last few. Opposition leader John Key continued his successful programme of getting about the place being likable. Fearless Leader Auntie Helen steered clear without earning the nation&#8217;s ridicule, presumable because we all remember the nasty reception she&#8217;s had in the past.<br \/>\nNo-one climbed any trees or threw any mud or anything. How restrained.<br \/>\nThere was, of course, this:<br \/>\n<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stuff.co.nz\/images\/700053.jpg?w=660\"><br \/>\nFor the furriners, that&#8217;s National&#8217;s Prime Ministerial hopeful John Key on the right, and he&#8217;s greeting his alleged would-be assassin Tame Iti, on the left. That <a href=http:\/\/www.additiverich.com\/morgue\/archives\/002177.html>terror raids<\/a> story just gets stranger and stranger as the months go on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was a quiet Waitangi Day this year, compared to the last few. Opposition leader John Key continued his successful programme of getting about the place being likable. Fearless Leader Auntie Helen steered clear without earning the nation&#8217;s ridicule, presumable because we all remember the nasty reception she&#8217;s had in the past. No-one climbed any &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=714\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">After Waitangi Day<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everything-political"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-bw","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/714","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=714"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/714\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}