{"id":720,"date":"2008-02-13T21:15:49","date_gmt":"2008-02-13T21:15:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=720"},"modified":"2008-02-13T21:15:49","modified_gmt":"2008-02-13T21:15:49","slug":"i-dont-know-what-this-means","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=720","title":{"rendered":"I Don&#8217;t Know What This Means"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I knew about the <a  href=http:\/\/www.stuff.co.nz\/4399627a1860.html>secret Flight of the Conchords gig at Aro Video<\/a>, but instead I went to work.<br \/>\nDoes this mean I am <strong>square<\/strong>, because I went to work instead of ditchin&#8217; to go see the dudes? Or does it mean that I am <strong>hip<\/strong>, because making an effort to see Bret and Jemaine is something uncool mainstreamers do because they didn&#8217;t know them back in the day?<br \/>\nOr does it just mean that Bret is hotter than Jemaine? Or that Jemaine is hotter than Bret? Or that it really is just too close to call?<br \/>\n<em>(&#8220;We headlined for Video Ezy back in the day,&#8221; Clement said in his trademark flat monotone.<br \/>\nThey both then pointed out where people could find different genre movies.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I knew about the secret Flight of the Conchords gig at Aro Video, but instead I went to work. Does this mean I am square, because I went to work instead of ditchin&#8217; to go see the dudes? Or does it mean that I am hip, because making an effort to see Bret and Jemaine &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=720\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I Don&#8217;t Know What This Means<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wellington"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-bC","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=720"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/720\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}