{"id":723,"date":"2008-02-18T21:04:06","date_gmt":"2008-02-18T21:04:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=723"},"modified":"2008-02-18T21:04:06","modified_gmt":"2008-02-18T21:04:06","slug":"chocolate-blonde","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=723","title":{"rendered":"Chocolate Blonde"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m one of the many, many people who&#8217;ve pretty much abandoned TV to get my fix straight off the Digital Video Disc. Side effect: when I am in front of the box, the advertisements are even harder to ignore than normal.<br \/>\nThis might be why it&#8217;s taken me until now to notice that in Cadbury&#8217;s chocolate world, all the happy brown-skinned people are actually white people. <a href=http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=EivjJrnZZM8>See<\/a> for <a href=http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=xo2wRvJ04ss>yourself<\/a>. All that platinum white-boy hair.<br \/>\nAnd now that I&#8217;ve noticed, it bugs me. <a href=http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Ws837kxz0RM>They don&#8217;t make &#8217;em like they used to,<\/a> that&#8217;s for sure&#8230;<br \/>\n( Also bugging me is this Aussie <a href=http:\/\/www.cadbury.com.au\/loc\/school\/teach_gd.pdf>advertising disguised as a teaching resource<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m one of the many, many people who&#8217;ve pretty much abandoned TV to get my fix straight off the Digital Video Disc. Side effect: when I am in front of the box, the advertisements are even harder to ignore than normal. This might be why it&#8217;s taken me until now to notice that in Cadbury&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=723\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Chocolate Blonde<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-everything-political"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-bF","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=723"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/723\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}