{"id":7603,"date":"2016-05-13T11:09:14","date_gmt":"2016-05-12T23:09:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=7603"},"modified":"2016-05-15T13:31:55","modified_gmt":"2016-05-15T01:31:55","slug":"statue-junk-linky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=7603","title":{"rendered":"Stone Junk Linky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dangerousminds.net\/comments\/why_are_the_penises_on_ancient_statues_so_small\">Why are the penises on ancient statues so small?<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Via Aaron, credits to Empire Strikes Back in the style of a James Bond movie.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/165592795?byline=0&#038;portrait=0\" width=\"640\" height=\"272\" frameborder=\"0\" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/vimeo.com\/165592795\">Star Wars &#8211; Episode V &quot;The Empire Strikes Back&quot; Homage (Title Sequence)<\/a> from <a href=\"https:\/\/vimeo.com\/krofl\">KROFL<\/a> on <a href=\"https:\/\/vimeo.com\">Vimeo<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Can someone explain to me how the heck this is possible? Elaborate 3D animations the size of an animated GIF?<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Everything in this PC demo is generated by a 65,536 byte executable. Demoscene coders are WITCHES. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/LJNRSocLmt\">https:\/\/t.co\/LJNRSocLmt<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Andy Baio (@waxpancake) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/waxpancake\/status\/730232480586833921\">May 11, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>The Atlantic on <a href=\"http:\/\/theatln.tc\/27h2igW\">the growing divide between the Game of Thrones novels and TV show<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Via Johnnie: a 90-minute chat show where host Samm Levine (one of the geeks from TV&#8217;s Freaks &#038; Geeks) interviews John Francis Daley (another of the geeks from TV&#8217;s Freaks &#038; Geeks). I haven&#8217;t watched this yet!<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"558\" height=\"314\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/584-nKnTEGA\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Via d3vo &#8211; a ten-minute science show that does a pretty good explainer on why social psychology is in trouble, and what it has to do with yummy tasty cookies. There&#8217;s waaay more to talk about, but this is a good starting point.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"683\" height=\"384\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2MDNvKXdLEM\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>And finally, via Lew, and I&#8217;m gonna borrow his selection of pullquote: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailydot.com\/lol\/tumblr-malachite-stalactite-dildo-toxic\/\">I have no deeper explanation for why human females can dissolve rocks with our genitals. It simply is.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why are the penises on ancient statues so small? Via Aaron, credits to Empire Strikes Back in the style of a James Bond movie. Star Wars &#8211; Episode V &quot;The Empire Strikes Back&quot; Homage (Title Sequence) from KROFL on Vimeo. Can someone explain to me how the heck this is possible? 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