{"id":7772,"date":"2002-10-27T14:19:20","date_gmt":"2002-10-27T01:19:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=7772"},"modified":"2020-09-22T14:20:36","modified_gmt":"2020-09-22T02:20:36","slug":"morgueatlarge-apologies-if-youve-tried-to-reach-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=7772","title":{"rendered":"[morgueatlarge] Apologies if you&#8217;ve tried to reach me"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I received a 1.5meg spam that disabled my account, and only just now cleared it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8212;&#8211;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u00b4m still in Portugal. There are some good stories to be told, such as the Andrew three-peat, the exciting trip to the wrong Geres, the giant slug, and the night I saw Fado despite a very high level of personal incompetence (thanks Rui!).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I am not going to tell these stories now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I have a cold.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bums.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">morgue<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">[<a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20040928115539\/http:\/\/lists.topica.com:80\/lists\/morgueatlarge\/read\/message.html?mid=905631067&amp;sort=d&amp;start=0\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20040928115539\/http:\/\/lists.topica.com:80\/lists\/morgueatlarge\/read\/message.html?mid=905631067&amp;sort=d&amp;start=0\">waybackmachine link to original<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I received a 1.5meg spam that disabled my account, and only just now cleared it. &#8212;&#8211; I\u00b4m still in Portugal. There are some good stories to be told, such as the Andrew three-peat, the exciting trip to the wrong Geres, the giant slug, and the night I saw Fado despite a very high level of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=7772\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">[morgueatlarge] Apologies if you&#8217;ve tried to reach me<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[199],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-morgueatlarge"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8D9ZE-21m","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7772"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7772\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7773,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7772\/revisions\/7773"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}