{"id":974,"date":"2008-12-17T12:16:28","date_gmt":"2008-12-17T12:16:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=974"},"modified":"2008-12-17T12:16:28","modified_gmt":"2008-12-17T12:16:28","slug":"done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=974","title":{"rendered":"Done"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Handed in the thesis.<br \/>\nMy officemate says its like surfers who climb out of the water and only then realise the shark actually bit off their leg &#8211; that I&#8217;ll realise now i&#8217;m out that the thesis-shark took more of a toll than i realised. We&#8217;ll see.<br \/>\nYay.<br \/>\nEDIT: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.additiverich.com\/knife\/masters.jpg\">Pearce put this link in comments and I am promoting it to here so more people click.<\/a> Thanks Pearce!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Handed in the thesis. My officemate says its like surfers who climb out of the water and only then realise the shark actually bit off their leg &#8211; that I&#8217;ll realise now i&#8217;m out that the thesis-shark took more of a toll than i realised. We&#8217;ll see. Yay. EDIT: Pearce put this link in comments &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/?p=974\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Done<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-self-ish"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s8D9ZE-done","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=974"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/974\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/morgue.isprettyawesome.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}