Well, that didn’t waste any time.
Dealing out a dozen-and-a-half plot twists, mixing in some dialogue that’s fully too clever but works anyway, and running scenes that have their beats honed to perfection like a champion tap dancer – this is amazing, smart TV. It sets up the rest of the season without even trying.
Best stuff in the episode is Amy Acker as Dr Saunders, who has a great storyline with Fran Kranz as Topher. They take a revelation from the end of the last season, one that was offered in almost an off-handed way, and use it to drive the characters full-speed at each other. Pity that Amy Acker’s only available for a handful of episodes this season, she’s got huge presence here (and having watched her early work in Angel recently, it’s great to see how far she’s come).
But, yeah. Dollhouse somehow, miraculously, scored a second season. Broadcast ratings will be abysmal, of course – but this is TV that is worth watching. Thumbs up.
(I probably won’t talk about Dollhouse again until the end of the season. Unless something AMAZING! happens along the way.)
Month: September 2009
An Internet Scam That Amused Me
(This is a rather pointless post. But the subject amused me so here it is.)
Here in New Zealand we have what’s known as a “cultural cringe”. It’s basically a national inferiority complex. We’re famous for getting overexcited when celebrities know our country exists, and for being a bit ashamed of our own cultural production. We crave the validation of big important foreigners. The cringe still exists, although the fact we’ve teamed up with the Aussies to pretty much take over Hollywood in the last decade alleviates some of the anxiety.
Which is a longwinded way of expressing my odd pleasure when I stumbled upon a scam site disguised as a blog. It appeared, I presume, as a pop-up ad when I visited some site this morning – my work computer doesn’t have much blockery going on.
I won’t link to the site, because that’s bad form (and makes google think it’s legitimate). Here’s a cut-and-paste of the text that caught my eye…
My name is Erin Jones from Wellington, New Zealand, and I started this blog because I want everyone to know how I went from being broke to completely paying off my debt in 30 days by spending a few minutes filling out a form online that qualified me for a $12,000 Financial Aid Check from the New Zealand Government.
So far, so standard – websites long ago figured out that they could detect your location and customise their content to suit. (This can lead to unintended amusement – “Dating Action – hot girls like Shawanna waiting for u in Wainuiomata New Zealand“) But the cultural cringe kicked in. They weren’t just popping up a location – they were talking about my government, dude! I wanted to see just how much they loved my country, so I scrolled down further – and saw this “picture of the actual grant check I received in the mail”:

Wow! That says New Zealand and even has a little NZ flag on the image! IT MUST BE TRUE! THEY LOVE US!
I checked out the picture’s properties and noted that the url ended “/gr-nz.jpg”
Hmm, I thought, I wonder what I’d find if I put in “/gr-us.jpg”? Or…
Well, see for yourself:
http://www.erinsgrantblog.com/erinsgrantblog/files1/gr-us.jpg
http://www.erinsgrantblog.com/erinsgrantblog/files1/gr-ca.jpg
http://www.erinsgrantblog.com/erinsgrantblog/files1/gr-au.jpg
http://www.erinsgrantblog.com/erinsgrantblog/files1/gr-uk.jpg
So I’m proud to announce that Erin’s Grant Blog thinks that NZ’s con marks are worth just as much as those in the US, Canada, Australia and the United Kingdom. I’ve tried a few other letter combinations but I can’t find any other countries that enjoy the same status. So that means that today we Kiwis can stand proud, because we are being treated just like the others! We’re in the big boys gang! Our internets are being targetted just as theirs are! That fake bank check didn’t create itself you know – somewhere out there is a scammer who cares about New Zealand.
It warms my heart.
Right Gettin’ Fringier
Let’s talk about politics in the USA, huh? Ten years ago, the right-wing talk radio masses were still in a fury at Bill Clinton. Clinton was accused of:
- being a liar (he was)
- who cheated on his wife (he did)
- who was involved in some big-money real estate fraud (he wasn’t)
Out at the fringes, people talked darkly about the Clintons getting people bumped off for co-operating with the Whitewater investigators (they really, really didn’t).
Now, it’s 2009, and we’re back with a Democrat President. Now, the right-wing talk radio masses and Fox News punditry are:
- turning out in their thousands to protest against a healthcare system that might actually work, and along the way they’re claiming that their rally was bigger than the inauguration (er, noooo).
- shouting down govt spokespeople in public meetings
- adulating as a hero a politican who interrupted the President’s speech to scream red-faced that he was a liar
- openly speculating in detail about whether the military will side with Obama in the coming civil war, or with The People (they made a TV show to run through the various scenarios – they seriously did this)
- revering as their champion a former radio shock jock who dove into Mormon fundamentalism complete with imminent end-times, a devotee of an ideologue anti-semitic conspiracy theorist who was too extreme for the Goldwater era conservatives, and who believes that the New World Order coded secret communist symbols into sculptures in the lobby of the Rockefeller Centre.
- afraid, or convinced, that the U.S. has already been seized by the dark anti-freedom forces behind Obama, because Obama is an agent of the New World Order, and the the end times are upon us.
It really has gone bananas over there. The political ground has shifted significantly in the direction of completely bugfunk.
This is the other legacy of the Bush era. On the one hand, Bush’s ineptitude and his complete capitulation to the Cheney faction led to massive social division, which created a thus-far unique opportunity for a black man to win the nomination and be elected. On the other hand, that same social division has allowed the right-wing base to fall completely off Planet Sanity. This is the logical conclusion of the mindset that derided the reality-based community.
And yes, this matters. Because when your civic discourse starts out with people shouting that the President of the United States faked his own birth certificate, there’s nowhere useful you can go; you really need to throw the whole thing out and start over. Except you can’t. There’s no easy way out of this; like a crayfish in a pot, we’re stuck here now.
This is not good. With all this chaos, it’s hard to actually engage with what the Obama administration is doing. While the terrified Glenn Beck base tremble in fear that Obama is too far to the left, many voices in the progressive movement are beginning to claim that Obama is in fact too far to the right; that the clothes worn by the Obama administration include a surprising number of CheneyBush hand-me-downs. But how can these criticisms possibly be taken up and addressed by the citizenry, when there are birthers punching the window glass and screaming through cupped hands?
Bill Clinton said the other day that the forces against Obama are being driven by the same forces within the GOP as ever. He’s right – but what those forces are tapping into has mutated, like a Toxic Avenger villain who’s spent too long in the radioactive slime. Things have changed. It doesn’t get any prettier from here on in.
Sparkle Motion Vampire Linky

Karen Healey’s first column on Young Adult fiction at Strange Horizons
Play the moon – using the moon’s topography as a musical notation.
White noise a la carte.
Lucasfilms staffer tries out Jabba the Hutt costume for a day. (And some on-the-set Star Wars photos you might not have seen. The last one was new to me and a crack-up.)
OKCupid uses stats to tell you exactly what to say in your online dating messages. There’s a thesis in this.
TV critic Alan Sepinwall blogs his way through various great TV series. Try Freaks and Geeks, The Wire for Wire newbies, and The Wire for Wire veterans.
wall of cute fluffy critters! (How I found baby beavers)
And finally… All the Single Babies
When China Invaded NZ
Just finished a series of posts on Gametime about games played at the Chimera LARP convention, which raised some really interesting (to me) issues about culture, ethics, nationalism, and representation of minority communities.
Interested parties can find them all under the “culture” tag on Gametime.
Moon (UK, 2009)
Plot summary: dude is on the moon
Lovely, funny, starchy take on self-knowledge, fate and destiny. Heartwarming effects that don’t use computer techniques. Sam Rockwell as the dude on the moon is ace. Robot companion is well-figured. Nice music. Plot development well-structured, timing its reveals just right, and never trying too hard to blindside the audience. Verra enjoyable.
Go see.
Death By Choc Interview
Over on Gametime, I’ve interviewed Vanessa B Baylens, the creator of the Death By Chocolate show I talked about yesterday.
It’s really interesting stuff. Go read.
And if you’re in Wellington, tickets are available here!
Death By Chocolate

Friday night, Cal and I went to see “Death By Chocolate”. Except see isn’t the right verb, because Death Choc is one of those interactive events that seem to be all the rage in Wellington right now (all the rage I say).
It was neat fun! The setup is that there’s been a murder, and the suspects are cooped up in the building for a couple of hours while the show-attendees, as trainee detectives, attempt to figure out whodunnit. There’s physical evidence to examine as well as all the suspects to interrogate, flirt with and cajole. Lots and lots going on, and add to that plenty of delicious artisan chocolate available for the guests to enjoy.
(I actually think there is valuable information to be gleaned from the chocolate, but we were all far too busy eating it to treat in in that manner…)
The two hours fly past, and then there’s a debriefing session away from the suspects and an accusation is settled on by the group; our group of detectives came up with a dozen different possible explanations so I don’t think there was much confidence in the accusation we finally leveled, but it was highly entertaining nonetheless.
The mystery is not solved yet – all will be revealed at the end of the season. The mystery deepens in a web-based continuation of the case, showing all the evidence and offering opportunities to talk further to the suspects.
So that’s what I did on Friday. It was really great. It’s on again this weekend, Thursday through Sunday. If you’re in Wellington, you should go.
Show website
Ticketing website
Imma Let You Linky
but From the Morgue had the best linky of all time
Reading the Maps has the best overview of the saga of W(h)anganui’s controversial ‘h’
Sam Tsui continues the re-invigoration of Michael Jackson’s pop music with this immensely entertaining solo medley:
More photos of 19th Century Russia
A fantastic comic strip about riding the tube in London. Formally inventive and just a great laff. (via bleeding cool)
World’s smallest working model train layout
Evan Dorkin links to the first three installments of Beasts of Burden, in which a band of lovable mutts (and one cat) band together to battle supernatural threats. As a promo for the new series the original stories have been put online. It’s great stuff, especially for dog-lovers, but warning: part three is genuinely nasty and disturbing whereas the first two are just great fun.
The Gator’s perverse and often baffling blog offers up some linky including the Nigerian film industry and Turkish superman.
And finally… Hobo Darkseid
Ticket to Heaven (Canada, 1981)
In social psyc class this week we watched Ticket to Heaven, a dramatisation of indoctrination into the Moonies and then being pulled out by determined family and friends. It’s a hell of story, devoting almost its entire run-time to the process of falling under the spell of the cult, and the counter-process of being convinced to leave it behind. It sits right on the tail-end of low-key 70s film realism, with the first section of the film in Toronto full of method-style dialogue, natural light sources, and an integrated, moody soundtrack; by the end it’s switched into early-80s stylisation, with a sweeping score and some clear-cut heroes and villains. Despite these limitations, it provides a compelling vision anchored by a great performance by Nick Mancuso as David, the man who joins the cult.
It held attention in both classes, although the tension-busting gags got more laughter in the second group – I think the first group were too shell-shocked to laugh. It does seem very distant; cults like the Moonies were very much a 70s phenomenon. However, variations on the theme obviously still thrive around the edges of society (and it wasn’t too long ago that a cult was actively recruiting in an NZ university).
What interests me most about cults is the uneasy lines between them and religions, communal living arrangements, alternative lifestyles, even simple pan-cultural acculturation processes; there’s a lot of grey in there. However, what I got talking about after the film in the second class wasn’t what cults are or aren’t, but rather what they demonstrate about ourselves.
Cults highlight what to me is the key lesson in psychology: that our conception of the self as a clearly-defined inner core of identity that drives our behaviour and keeps us cohesive, is wrong. We are massively contingent; who we are is created by who we are with, by the actions we take, by the physiological constraints and stimuli we experience. When we look at a cult and wonder how someone could possibly fall under their spell, we are guilty of not acknowledging this fact. It’s the fundamental attribution error, turned inwards. It’s massively important in working out how to live in the world.
The class humoured me while I ranted and raved on this subject. So that was good.