Valentine’s Day is a Christian corruption of a pagan festival involving werewolves, blood and ****ing. So wish people a happy Horny Werewolf Day and see what happens.
– Warren Ellis
Wikipedia has more detail on the ancient Roman festival of Lupercalia, but it’s wikipedia, so it might have been written this morning by some Warren Ellis fans as a joke.
(obscenity asterisked out for people’s work filters, in case you were wondering)