Hey everyone! This is David Hasselhoff, multimedia star of the new generation! My fans call me The Hoff and you can too (I like that name – snap!). And don’t forget that I was the first and best Nick Fury! (Take that, Samuel Jackson!)
Anyway, just stopping by to wish a very Merry Christmas to all of you readers of From the Morgue! You guys are the reason America’s so great! So keep on rocking in the FREE WORLD! (You know what I mean!)
And maybe you should give yourself the greatest gift of all this Christmas, and sign up to HoffSpace, my own personal social networking system! It’s great! “Morgue” (known in HoffSpace as “Morgan12”!) already has a profile, you should sign on up and be his friend! You can win great Hoff merchandise and help make the world a more amazing place! That’s truly brutal – or should I say TRUTAL!
As a talking car I know used to say: Oh Yeah! See you on Hoffspace!