Gonegator Linky

The Alligator left on a jet plane this morning. He will bring the new sport of gatorball back to its spiritual home, the United States of America. Here, we will have to gatorball on without him.

Here’s a link he sent me a month ago: some crazy ant photos. David Attenborough this ain’t.

He saw Taika Waititi’s film Boy the other night and appreciated the early-80s Kiwi charm: Maori smurf and the use of “egg” as an insult were particular favourites. But it reminded me that in NZ, “bro” appears to mean something very different to what it means in the U.S. Witness these bro subtitles:

(via the AVClub, which notes this is a promotion for a translation of On The Road into Bro-speak.)
See also the stupendous Three Word Phrase, a 4-panel comic by Ryan Pequin, which has been hitting Bro notes lately. Check out this and this and this and this. (Then just subscribe to Three Word Phrase because it’s amazing.)

Stars of frequently-spoiled TV shows school you on spoiler etiquette:

Guy invents covers for recent Doctor Who stories as if they’d been turned into novelisations during the classic era of the show.

Winter is coming! no that isn’t a game of thrones reference, down here winter really is coming. We use upside-down fires in our place – if you have a woodburner and don’t know about this method, you should. Campers should also pay attention.

This has been in the linky file for over a year, time to air it out:

BIG BANG BIG BOOM – the new wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.

Likewise this fascinating collection of amateur photos.

And this, Fantasy Travel Posters (but aren’t they all?)

101 micro-stories that make you think, laugh, cry, etc.

Photos of women operating big mainframe computers.

Weird doll photographs

Interesting letterhead designs

The hunt for the worst movie of all time. (Eat Pray Love is a good place to start.)

Read Action Comics #1, the first appearance of Superman

Inspired by Banksy, a family leaves painted stuff in places.

And finally… self-portraits while levitating

Slinky Linky

Friday linky! Today, written past midnight on Saturday night. Hurrah!

Stop-motion Lego ninja madness. Verrry nice.

Kate Beaton found this incredible Children’s Object Book from the 1880s

Dylan pointed to this revelation of Facebook’s hidden sweatshop moderators. Interesting in its own right, but also it helps explain what happened to Joe Lipari.

Via Marie – so Dad, how do you like the iPad we bought you?

Everyone has seen Benedict Cumberbatch and Otters, right? Mr D. Ritchie of Hamiltron has drawn my attention to David Mitchell and Koalas.

Stanley Kubrick section:
Dangerous Minds gave more credence than I would have to this take on the hidden messages of Kubrick’s 2001, but I found it an engaging watch over lunchtime anyway.

And (also on Dangerous Minds) the story behind Kubrick’s ban on Clockwork Orange

Kubrick’s photos from 1940s NYC (via Mr H. Ritchie of Australiaton, relation)

And, um, Toy Story meets The Shining

6 ridiculous first drafts of famous movie monsters – some interesting stuff here!

I don’t have it in me to write anything about Trayvon Martin, but I will share this searing bit of writing

Some Star Wars linky, since last week’s offering was a wee bit on the odd side:
The whole internet loved this suggested viewing order for the full Star Wars saga. Worth a read for writer/structure nerds, at least.

Via The Gator – why the lightsaber battles in the Phantom Menace sucked

The Wampa scene from Empire Strikes Back, remade with a pug dog as the monster

How I helped destroy the Star Wars Galaxies MMO

Topher Grace edited all the prequels into one single, better film (my main reservation with this is I really really didn’t like the third prequel, whereas I thought the first two were fascinating, engaging disasters)

And, finally, Jedi A-holes!

Interrobangbang Linky

Tron dance is fun dance.

[video link changed - found a live version!] In honour of the return of Community to U.S. TV, here’s the recent Paleyfest event. I watched this whole thing and it made me laugh and laugh and laugh. These people love each other and love the work they do.

NOT st PATTY all right? goddammit (via Irish people)

Excellent essay about the 25th anniversary of Evil Dead 2. What a singular movie that is. (via Craig Oxbrow)

the interrobang is 50! (thanks Cat!)

Ivan linked to this deft summary of epic Medievalist mystery document, the Voynich Manuscript

Martin Luther insults everyone

Two pieces on stage magic: the internet hurts the craft of magic, and “how Teller gave me the secret to my career in magic”

Slides! In places! For grown-ups! Includes video of an installation in my favourite gallery space in the world, the Turbine Hall in London’s Tate Modern. Whee!

Lengthy Alan Moore interview, mostly about this sequels-to-Watchmen bizzo.

Rookie Mag has a piece about how Lindsay Weir from Freaks & Geeks is a damn hero.

Mrs Meows writes about The Hunger Games novels, & mostly about how few worthwhile female protagonists there were in the fiction she loved growing up. (Which reminds me – the other day I looked at the newest Hardy Boys & Nancy Drew books. Based on the back cover blurbs and a flick through, Nancy is still a resourceful girl detective, sleuthing her way to the truth, although the book I looked at was set at a beauty and health spa. The Hardy Boys, however, had been transformed into superspy agents of some acronymed secret organisation and were doing extreeeeeeeme action stuff while stopping terrorists from murdering everyone. Man. They used to have a jalopy. They were real proud of their jalopy.)

Excellent essay by China Mieville about London as a post-apocalyptic space. From the New York Times, which is to say, you don’t need to know London to appreciate this.

High school debate as you’ve not heard it before. Turn your sound on – there’s an audio sample embedded in the page. A classic example of what happens when you let the rules of a game become the game itself.

And finally, via Bruce Norris, some Star Wars content, in a manner of speaking

Here is my Kony post

I didn’t do a Friday linky because I was mad busy & decided that making sense of Kony was a better use of the time I had. Now I share! Because the internet is crying out for one more opinion about Kony! HAPPY TO HALP!

So, you will have not missed that last week the social medias were alight with Kony2012, a viral campaign concerning bringing an African bad guy to justice. It got so big, so fast, that it became real news. Even the 6pm bulletin here in little old NyewZillund carried quite a long story on the phenomenon!

The campaign is by an outfit called Invisible Children and centred on a video that explained who Kony is. It also made clear that sharing the video will help bring Kony to justice. I watched the video. So here are some things:

(1) Apparently a video can go viral even when it is 29 minutes long. This is flat-out incredible. All those grumpy old self-important men who write columns and books about how the internet is the end of concentrated attention can choke on that.

(2) The video is plainly the work of a self-important white male American. I kept wanting him to shut up. Likewise the endless images of red-shirted activists sticking up posters and running around and hugging black people. (But see note 1, below)

(3) But hey, there seems to be a powerful core there. Kony is plainly a bad dude. It is worth knowing about that, and worth fixing that, if we can, right?

Well, sort of. It gets complicated pretty fast. There have been many, many replies to the Kony video and wider campaign, and they come from all directions and focus on dozens of different issues. Sifting through the mess, I’ve fixed on one thing that, in my opinion, a chap or chap-ette should bear in mind when considering Kony2012:
If a step of your plan for justice is “influence the Pentagon to deploy the U.S. military into a foreign country”, then you better be damn sure you know what you’re doing.

As is obvious – I don’t have any confidence that Invisible Children have thought this through. Their promotional material certainly doesn’t indicate any thinking AT ALL about this type of issue, which strikes me as straight-up crazy. The military issue is the big one, to me, because it means even the raising awareness idea at the heart of the campaign, the laudable impulse we have to build a chorus of voices against injustice, becomes problematic as it is tied into the projection of U.S. military force.

Here’s some of the discussion that led me to focus on this issue:
The Justice in Conflict blog breaks down the problems with military intervention as a Kony “solution”. See also a later defence of this post, and a great Salon article by the blog author: Kony2012 – the danger of simplicity

See also a different, complementary take on the dangers of military intervention, also in Salon.

And: “The idea that popular opinion can be leveraged with viral marketing to induce foreign military intervention is really, really dangerous.” – those extremist peaceniks at, er, the Kings College London Department of War Studies.

So there’s that. (See also note 2.) It’s why I’m not keen on this campaign.

And with that comment this post could end, but I have loads more tabs open, so I’ll carry on. Because there are many other concerns about Invisible Children. They have been criticised for questionable accounts & poor value as a charity (contested), and for framing the Kony problem as a white man’s burden. (Note, at the end of the article, the tweets by Teju Cole who is my new favourite Twitter follow.) (Also, more on the white savior complex.)

Two big critical themes seem to be more prominent than others. (Certainly more prominent than the concerns over military intervention that I see as the biggest problem.)

One is oversimplification. It’s a complex situation and the video and campaign paint it as a simple one. It is dangerous to oversimplify a complex situation, say the Warscapes crew. Or, more snarkily:
“On March 6, hundreds of people told me to take thirty minutes out of my evening to watch Invisible Children’s Kony documentary. If, on March 7, you’re not taking thirty minutes out of your evening to read the International Crisis Group’s November 2011 report on the way forward for stabilization and conflict resolution in LRA-affected areas, you’re not doing your job correctly.” – from the blog Securing Rights, which is actually a lot more sympathetic to Invisible Children than many voices, see their fascinating response to discussion.

The other is the absence of Ugandan and other African voices. The value they bring to the table is self-evident, and the fact that I’ve got this far without addressing their absence shows that I’m embedded in my white western perspectives too. BoingBoing did the work of pulling a whole bunch of good stuff together. This link is worth clickering.

Right. That’s enough of Kony2012. I’m personally more interested in Syria, showing both my personal as well as geopolitical biases. I would be very interested to hear from other people about Kony – not about whether you agree with me or not (although yes I am interested in that also), but rather how you’ve navigated the whole Kony webstorm. Did you ignore it? Watch the video and leave it there? Get into the arguments? I’m curious how we navigate controversy and information these days.

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Note 1: Being self-important isn’t necessarily a bad thing if you’re in the activism game. A certain douchebagginess can certainly help get things done. I just won’t like you very much.

Note 2: The viral video not only has the Pentagon as the heroes, but its feature U.S. politician, leading the charge on this issue, is none other than infamous climate-denial doofbrain Sen Jim Inhofe. Check out his other greatest hits. My favourite: “In 2006, Inhofe was one of only nine senators to vote against the Detainee Treatment Act of 2005 which prohibits “cruel, inhuman or degrading” treatment of individuals in U.S. Government custody.” AWESOME ALLY FOR YOUR SOCIAL JUSTICE CAMPAIGN DOODZ.

Writing again

Here’s the first evidence that 2012 is going to be less wall-to-wall overload than 2011: I’ve started writing again.

Pulled out my old fantasy novel manuscript Fell, because several people have told me its the thing I’ve written they liked the most. My amigo Dale, who knows a thing or two about getting fantasy novels published, talked with me about it a couple years back, specifically about the value of a strong opening, and that conversation stuck. And it would be nice to get some joy out of this thing.

Also, hey – it’s an editing pass! That’s a nice, easy way to get the writing muscles firmed up before diving into something completely new. Right?

What this has meant in practice: a few short sessions tapping away. The opening 2,000 words almost totally rewritten. I’m really pleased with what feels like a much stronger opening! But it seems that I now have to completely overhaul the fundamental structure of the ENTIRE NOVEL.

Nice and easy. Hmph.

Back to it…

Late Linky

Already Friday afternoon – let’s get this done. Short’n’sweet.

Via Paul Cornell – here’s China Mieville writing the most comprehensive bit of sense on the Tintin in the Congo controversy that just resolved in Belgium (and many related issues). Bracing & superb.

Crazy uses of QR codes. Man will these things please just die already.

Toothbrushing: the creation of a habit. I didn’t know this and it’s right in my wheelhouse!

Nick Tipping found this – the nearly unbelievable working conditions inside an internet-shopping warehouse.

Jimmy Kimmel’s Movie: The Movie

And finally, via GMSkarka… that time in a Sesame Street special that Big Bird went on a journey into the Egyptian afterlife and defied the gods.