Rumbustification Linky

RIP superlative NZ writer Margaret Mahy. I’m looking forward to discovering/rediscovering her work with the Wee Beastie. Here’s a great essay she wrote on the role of the fantastic, on science, on myth, on childhood, on storytelling, and many other things besides. Contains Tolkien, Vonnegut, Hoban and more. (The availability of this essay is thanks to the wonderful NZ Electronic Text Centre!)

Star Wars bloopers

Forest & Bird’s Nicola Toki, in her regular blog at Stuff.co.nz, covers the case of the elusive New Zealand moose. MOOOOOOOOSE.

The 11 most unintentionally hilarious religious paintings. This is amazing. AMAZING.

Norvig vs. Chomsky: an argument about language & AI, but really about different approaches to science. Comments are very worthwhile.

Harry Potter, ten years later – a sardonic new web series. (via Amanda Lyons)

And – The Lizzie Bennet diaries: adaptation of Pride & Prejudice to video diary form

I keep coming across this and it is still perfect. Comic strip where Freddie Mercury meets Wolverine.

Pantone skin tones. (Yeah, mostly the white end of the spectrum so far, still a work in progress)

Little girl writes why being a woman is wonderful.

A defense of Stephen King, and genre writing in general. This is a good example of the form, articulating nicely the relationship between “literary” and “genre” writing, and making room for the (rapidly increasing) overlap between the two categories.
– As an aside, I haven’t read any King for a really really really long time, but I have a hankering. Anyone in easy reach want to loan me one of his early ones?

Ladies, prepare yourselves: Alan Rickman reads Shakespeare’s sonnet 130.

Lovely public artwork: the non-sign

Despite teaching the bystander effect numerous times, I never knew of its potential application in surviving a simulated zombie apocalypse. Some textbooks need revision, I’d say. (via Allen Varney)

Wikipedia has an eye-opening timeline of the far future. Not kidding about “far” – we’re not talking hoverboards here.

The physics of clown cars. And of Batman. Physicists being all whimsical right now it seems. Maybe as a coping mechanism because they get ignored when they say stuff like this?

Speaking of science – a transgendered scientist offers some insight into the gender imbalance in the sciences. (via Gemma Moncrieff)

Lego The Wire (via Mark Williams)

How to name your pet, computer security edition (via Myles Corcoran)

The Matrix meets Office Space

The 1993 live-action film of Lord of the Rings (via Craig Oxbrow). I had no idea this existed, did you? Did PJ? Did the Tolkien estate?

The geek zodiac

Now *this* is how you do a copyright takedown request. (via Chris Elder)

And finally… the Daddy Saddle.

Call Me Maybe Linky

So I’d never heard about the “Call Me Maybe” meme until it hit Cookie Monster. It’s a charming wee pop song, and the Wee Beastie and I have enjoyed watching various sports teams make goofy videos of themselves lip-syncing the song (many of which can be found at the Cookie Monster link above). But the Jimmy Fallon & the Roots performance with Carly Rae Jepsen herself is the winner:

Except then this happened

A browser extension that herpderpifies YouTube comments. I first heard this through Mike Sands. Glorious.

You probably know already that the Shell “Let’s Go” ad campaign that’s been hilariously misused by folk is actually an elaborate disinfo hit by Greenpeace & serial anti-corporate pranksters the Yes Men. That link is to the best breakdown I’ve seen. It really is marvellous in its sophistication, right through to a fake Shell twitter account clumsily ordering people to take down their anti-Shell material under threat of legal action. This is 21st century stuff, right here.

A delightful two-page comic that is as Wellington as it gets. (via Dylan)

A restored church – with a Giger alien as a gargoyle representing Leviathan. (thanks Jamie N!)

This one is all over the place, for good reason. A 6-year-old guesses what classic novels are about from their covers.

(This one is also over the place – a great, hilarious, GIF-heavy review of 50 shades of grey)

Best ever graduation gift

Boomerang vocabulary at the Oxford Dictionary blog (via Ivan T)

Visualising the origins of English words

Geek & Sundry has their new series up: stories written by kids. Just great, 100% great, and that SQUAT team member is strangely familiar too.

A website that takes you to a random website (via Amanda H)

The 50 cutest things that ever happened

Oh and there was also that time Buzzfeed pwned McSweeney’s

Long long essay on Nokia’s CEO and why he is the worst. I didn’t read all of it. (via Stephen J)

How to kill a troll

A visual map of the film Memento. Really nicely done.

Nine climate change pictures we don’t need to see again.

That time five guys stood underneath an atomic bomb. Robert Krulwich gives film & explanation. Crazy, man.

And finally, via this week’s cool stuff at Wilder Woman, a short musical performance. I’m not sure if this would be better if you knew the original version (like basically every NZer will) or if you don’t (like everyone else in the world).

Shackleton’s Hut

Google Streetview has put its cameras down on the ice at the bottom of the world. You can even explore inside Shackleton’s Hut, the base for the 1908 polar expedition.

My great grandad Felix, mentioned on this blog many times, helped build that hut. (He was Fireman on the ship that went down, the Nimrod.) Here’s a later entry from his account that makes mention of the build:

February 22nd [1908]
We now steamed up to near the Hut and put ashore Shackleton, Dr. Marshall, Lieut. Adams, and other members of the Shore Party, in the boat. When the boat returned we hove it up, said good-bye, hoisted our flag, and off we went for Lyttelton.
On leaving, looking back at Cape Royds I think of the time we helped to dig the foundations of the Hut. The big penguin rookery, where if you had the time you could be amused watching them; like the monkeys in the zoo they could always produce some new antics; you see them diving into the sea off an ice shelf, just like men, and then they would pop up out of the sea like a jack-in-the-box, or salmon jumping the weirs on their way up stream; they would then stand upright, looking round as if to say, “What do you thnk of that?” The fierce Skua gulls, swooping down over your head if you were too near their nests, getting closer each time until you had to duck or fend them off. While above, looking down on it all is snow-clad Erebus, smoking away. Or I think of those days int he tropics when I climbed into the foretop to get a cooler, looking down on the deck of our little ship; monarch of all I surveyed; or in the moonlight, sitting on the fo’castle head, looking back and up at the square sails billowing in Cynthia’s beam; and the phosphoresecent foam breaking away from the ship’s stem as she cut through the oily tropical swell. Those carefree, happy days!

(Like all my Felix documents, this was collected and annotated by Felix’s youngest daughter, Mary, sister of my grandmother Felice. She notes that this account was written in 1960; the typescript itself is undated but gives the address where it was written, which is directly over the road from where we live now.)

Jet Jaguar Linky

This will probably be a short one, on account of not being able to write any of this Thurs evening because I was out at the release party for Jet Jaguar’s fourth album, “Four”. I’m listening to it now and it delivers good stuff. Check it out for yourself.

The TomKat Split! is actually some trashy magazine gossip in which I’m interested. Scientology is fascinating as well as troubling, and the way the church controls its media exposure and information flow is something to behold. The Independent has a nice short article on how this and a bunch of other events mean scientology is gonna be talked about a lot in the coming months…

A discussion on NZRaG about NZ-made boardgames led to the discovery of this: Political Football, the family boardgame of the Springbok Tour! Blimey. Kiwis will instantly get how odd this is; foreigners will have to struggle through wikipedia because I can’t craft a short description that really conveys how big a deal it was here.

Here is a video for all the single ladies of Wellington (also applies even more so in Dunedin):

(via Amanda Reilly)

Big business as job creators: a short demolition. (Via Allen Varney.)

The awesome Gem Wilder writes about how to be poor & happy. (Also recommended: Gem’s Wilder Woman blog, where cool linky are shared, awesome women are celebrated, and semi-embarrassing childhood crush objects are reconsidered.)

Classic movies as Persian miniatures (obligatory linky Star Wars content included within)

The LIBOR scandal is slowly, slowly gaining news traction outside the UK. Here’s a great infographic explaining what the hell it’s all about. Time and again I am astonished that the fate and wellbeing of the global economy is, in so many ways, dependent on what is basically an honour system.

Fascinating & surprisingly frank interview with cartoonist Grant Buist on the 10th anniversary of his comic strip of Wellington, Jitterati.

Everyone’s been sharing this, check it out if you haven’t seen it: the weird book room at Abe Books

In the 90s, comedian Patton Oswalt had his very own magical black man experience (Wiki’s got a nice article about the magical negro trope)

When that Gotye song comes on in the car you need to turn it off fast

its from new zealand i think

xkcd answers some what if questions. magical.

And finally… why “Saved By The Bell” was all a dream by a character on another TV show.

Monstrous News

Very pleased to own two brand-new Monster books by some excellent friends!

The storytelling game Monsters of the Week by Mike Sands is a lovely, elegant way to sit down with your friends and tell some tales of Buffy-style monster-fighting. It’s a great game, and a lovely book, deserving of the widest possible audience! Find out more, and how to order, here!

Also: Mansfield With Monsters, by the lovely Debbie & Matt Cowens! Unlocking the secret early drafts of NZ’s greatest writer Katherine Mansfield, it will give you a new way to look at those classics… And yep it’s one of those literary mashup thingamies, but as a short story collection it won’t wear out its welcome, and of course Debbie and Matt are very clever people indeed. Marvellous! Spot it in bookstores around the region, and find out more, and how to order, here!

Huge congrats to the pair of you!

Dawson!

Cast of "Dawson's Creek"
If this was from the 2010s they would all be vampires

This house has been unwell for ages. Wee Beastie’s been sick 6 weeks, and Cal & I have been coughing too. It’s nothing major but it wears you down. It’s exactly the kind of state where it seems like I good idea to pull out the old Dawson’s Creek DVDs. We just watched the 13 episodes of season one.

I’ve always maintained that season one was good TV, to the bemusement of my nearest and dearest. After this rewatch, I stand by that call. It’s great! But that ain’t the rep the show has. When Dawson is talked about – well, the dialogue is a thing. A lot of people mock Dawson for the way the characters talk. But it’s meant to be like that! Sure they don’t talk anything like real teenagers, but neither do teenagers on any other TV show ever. (You might allow exceptions for Freaks & Geeks and the little-remembered Canadian gem Straight Up.) The thing is, Dawson’s teens used a style that called attention to itself in a way other TV dialogue didn’t: wordy, reflexive, informed by therapy and philosophy and experiences beyond the ken of teenagers. The characters all made teenage choices, but they talked about those choices like obsessive overly-analytical and highly verbose adults. You can dislike the style, sure, but don’t think it ain’t deliberate.

This stylistic choice is, in fact, the key to Dawson’s Creek. (And you didn’t even know it was locked! Just put up with me, shh.) It ‘s all about something I’m gonna call the supertext (no doubt there is an actual name for this but this is my blog post and it is about Dawson of all things so I make the rules). By supertext, what I mean is the stuff that’s going on at the high-end, structural level. Like: “This scene is where Jen tries to make friends with Joey and Joey resists,” that’s supertext.

On a normal show, the scene would be like, Jen: “Hey Joey! You’re wearing great clothes! Lets read some coffee table books about the Mayans!” Joey: “Um” *sideeyes*. That’s text. And the subtext would be: Jen: “I wanna be friends with Joey because I want to prove to myself that I can have normal relationships and maybe that I’m not a horrible person” and Joey: “I am totally intimidated by this hot chick from NYC who knows how to smile with both sides of her mouth”.

Well in Dawson season one, what they do is grab the supertext and drag it down into the text. So the above example ends up with the text being, Jen: “Hey Joey! Nice clothes! You know when someone new comes to town they usually try to make friends with someone else who seems sane!” Joey: “Ummm, but sometimes people just resist the idea of being friends with each other because of personal reasons” *sideeyes* Jen: “Well I intend to keep trying to be friends with you anyway!”

This is the whole structure of the show. The text deliberately draws attention to the supertext, it gets talked about by the characters who squeeze it dry of meaning. The subtext, meanwhile, gets left alone and remains active to inform and create drama. But – and here’s the magic trick – the supertext is just the subtext in universal form. The characters talk about their inner motivations and problems, but they do it at a remove by talking about story structures, expectations, universal narrative rules that just happen to be relevant to their situation. The show gets to have its cake and eat it too, deconstructing itself without breaking its fiction into pieces. It’s a nice trick, albeit far too clever-clever to sustain for more than a short time (and indeed this gets scaled massively down in subsequent seasons).

So this is the technique, and its used to explore a simple story: a love triangle comprising the innocent guy, the new girl with a history, and the oldest best friend who secretly loves him. (Yeah, the virgin/whore thing is there, but the show is partly an interrogation of that idea so it ain’t so bad.) And what it’s really about is uncertainty – how feelings are not easily discerned, attraction is vexatious, and love doesn’t come bundled up as a single coherent thing. That uncertainty angle is good stuff, but to tell the story you have to accept one dramatic conceit: that there can be a love triangle in existence with none other than Dawson Leery at its apex. And that, not the dialogue, is the real challenge for the viewer.

Because, look at that Dawson s1 core cast in order of choiceness: Joshua Jackson: full-on charm offensive, effortless charisma. Michelle Williams: a genuine star now. Back then, her developing chops were only sometimes on show. Her character was sometimes annoying but she was good value. Katie Holmes: limited range, and unable to hold the camera like the show wants her to, but when she’s within her zone she’s fantastic, off-kilter and unashamed and so, so angry. James van der Beek: ok this one is problematic. He’s not terrible exactly, but the supertext-text shenanigans force this character to be a certain kind of hopelessly self-obsessed. Making the role fun to watch would be a challenge for any actor and he just. Can’t. Get. There. He’s obviously in trouble in the final episodes when everyone around him is miserable and all he can do is squeak “It’ll be okay” while he furrows his brow at them.

Oh and the order of choiceness above? Unfortunately for the show, that is the exact reverse order of screen time given to these respective folks. Joshua Jackson gets crap all to do all season. Michelle Williams is part of the big love triangle so she’s around a bunch, but almost everything she does turns around Dawson, sucking the air out of her performance. Katie Holmes gets a bit more to happen for her, and the Beek, poor devil, has to anchor every episode and every big emotional turn. That’s the nature of the problem, isn’t it? It was a show with a lot of assets in precisely the wrong places.

But that doesn’t stop it from being good. Hell no.

Perhaps informative: while writing this I’ve been half-watching the first eps of s2, and man, it plummets downhill. The narrative/structural tricks that made season one work just make season two collapse in on itself. Dawson is no longer a stylized doofus constructed as a way to explore relationship anxiety; he just ends up being a gigantic tool. And the creators are too good not to know this (e.g. the producer, super-talented Mike White, whose very next gig was Freaks & Geeks). Witness: second episode, Dawson is alone for first time in new girlfriend Joey’s room, and he promptly reads her diary. No but wait, that’s not the bad part. The bad part is he proceeds to get very upset because Joey says in her diary that she didn’t like the cheap monster movie he made, and is petty and mean to her until she works out that’s why he’s being petty and mean, and then he aggressively tries to make her feel bad about it. I mean, it’s just inexcusably oafish and horrid behaviour and it’s the very first thing Dawson does this season. They know. But it doesn’t save the show that they know it.

(There’s a reason why Television Without Pity exists, after all. The gigantic home of TV snark – its importance much reduced in the age of YouTube and NetFlix – originated as a place for people to bond over just how awful Dawson Leery is. And he is, he really really is, just that awful. There is a measurable amount of joy to be had from shouting “shut up Dawson!” at the TV.)

So, I liked this show when it aired. Season one was great times. And no, it wasn’t the hot babe factor, I never gave a second thought to any of the women of Dawson’s Creek. (For contrast: Buffy.) But I definitely responded to something going on in that show. The tone and rhythm of it, the overthinking and the staring into the water and the unsettling nature of uncertainty, that felt true to me. It reminded me of my teen years that had recently ended, and it reminded me of my early 20s that were still ongoing. Watching it now, I still get that off it, like a contact high of being young and unresolved. That’s why I will defend Dawson season one against all comers. Sure, it’s nostalgia and my personal memories kicking in, but I feel it ain’t just that. There was something real at the core of it: in its bizarre way, it expressed something irreducibly true about being young and incomplete. And not only that, but by the end of the season it built up to an answer: you can’t get out of uncertainty by thinking (no-one on Dawson ever solves anything by thinking); no, you get out of uncertainty by finding new stuff to do, and doing it.

So, Dawson. Bite me haters, it’s the business.

Oh yeah, here’s another thing everyone’s forgotten about this show, including me: season one is full of sex talk. That’s another thing that disappeared in seasons 2+. In s1, sex infuses everything. There is content in these episodes that genuinely surprised me for how upfront it is.

1990s problems:

Dawson Drinking Game: every time Dawson says “I just want to know where I stand”, drink. That’s all you need. FATAL.

OH HEY ALSO DON’T FORGET THAT IN S2 KATIE HOLMES’S CHARACTER JOEY TOTALLY HAS A RELATIONSHIP WITH A GUY WHO HASN’T COME TO TERMS WITH THE FACT HE IS GAY *NUDGE NUDGE WHAT A COINCIDENCE NUDGE NUDGE*

Higg’s Linky

Man, remember when that guy tried to sabotage the Large Hadron Collider and said he was a time traveller from the future? (CNet carried the story in, ah, very early April 2010) He said: “The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I’m here to stop it ever happening.” Well, a very Higgsy Boson has been found, so bring on the socialist chocolate, I say!

Via d3vo: Save the Words, a site for anyone who likes words. Seriously dangerous timesink here.

Two English teachers of my acquaintance have written a book intertwining Katherine Mansfield with monsters (hi guys!)

Dangerous Minds has found an amazing Tea Party conspiracy theory. It has to be seen to be believed. You’ll never see bison the same way again.

A fun, and growing, collection of disastrous endings from choose-your-own-adventure type books

Iconic images recreated with Star Wars figures

The chestburster scene from Alien, recreated by kids. Um, OK. This is an odd thing to do.

Dora the Explorer, the movie:

Great, long interview with Laurie Penny (rising progressive journalist) by Coilhouse’s Meredith Yayanos. There is politics and media and gender and a cute pig on some stairs.

James McM, in comments last week, pointed at this: Martin Amis’ mostly-forgotten guide to beating classic arcade games. (This looks really, really familiar to me. Did the Hutt Library have a copy, maybe?)

Marvellous musical performance brings to life one of Roger Langridge’s great comic strips.

Depression (the economic kind) is a choice: I know too little of economics to evaluate this, but it includes some pretty powerful thoughts that sound scarily convincing, e.g. “But the preferences of developed, aging polities — first Japan, now the United States and Europe — are obvious to a dispassionate observer. Their overwhelming priority is to protect the purchasing power of incumbent creditors. That’s it. That’s everything. All other considerations are secondary.”

10 fake books in movies that we wish we could read

And finally… a double helping of Beauty & the Beast. (I went to see this on the big screen when it came out, with my bogan mates. We were a bunch of teenage guys, in a cinema full of tween girls, watching Belle read books and be adorable. And friends? That was a good day.)

So: my gay friends have apparently failed me, because apparently this redub of the opening scene of Disney’s Beauty & the Beast did the gay social media rounds a while back. And it is awesome:

And: as good as that is, this live-action restaging of the same scene – with a few tiny changes – is even more awesome: