Carnival Linky

Still a week to go before this famous carnival, but our local version is on today. As carnivals go it’s pretty semiotically thin, but I think it counts, particularly because it has increasingly taken specific cues from big carnivals like the N’Orleans mardi gras (kissing beads, huh?). I love that there’s a big event in Wellington’s calendar that’s all about dressing up in silly costumes. I only wish it wasn’t so very, very white middle class heterosexual. Maybe its too corporate an event to ever really get its freak on, but as it gets bigger and bigger, surely other more socially anarchistic networks could take steps to subvert it and use it as a platform to upend the social order? I live in hope.

Also of Wellington, this short moonrise clip that went viral in the last couple days. It took me ages to actually bother to watch it, because, it’s a moonrise, how good can it be? Answer: really very very good.

Also widely circulated and well worth a look: the Smithsonian mag tells of a Russian family who lived in isolation for 40 years

Bet you anything that this article about school friends who decided to continue their high-intensity version of tag into adulthood has already been movie optioned. Will Ferrell will star.

A reworked Courier font intended for screenplays. (via Gregor)

One-page comic strip retelling of Pride & Prejudice. Manages to include pretty much the whole story, also some jokes. (via Alexis)

White People Headquarters (via Pearce)

Hey, Comics Alliance is reviewing Barb Wire, that crazy B movie that retells Casablanca with Pamela Anderson in the Bogart role and Temuera Morrison as Ingrid Bergman. I have a real soft spot for that dumb film.

Cartoonist Ben Kling’s funny dictator valentines (a photo-based ripoff of this has gone viral, but the jokes belong to Kling, and his art makes them 1000% better) (via Miri)

Pulp magazine cover generator (whoa this is a MAJOR timesink I haven’t even dared try it) (via Gareth S)

Ta-Nehisi Coates, who you should just read regularly because he’s great, delightfully describes the conceptual breakthrough that allowed him to make sense of the niceties of grammar in the French language – superhero comic parallel universes

Kyle Baker is a phenomenally talented and very funny comic creator. He has put all his creator-owned work online, free for you to read. You can stop working now, you’re done for the day, you have to spend the rest of it reading all these amazing books. (Start with Cowboy Wally or Why I Hate Saturn.)

Fascinating approach to doing a motion comic – it’s kind of like a flipbook, but way more engaging than that sounds: Malaria.

Lovecraft postcard correspondence goes a bit Lovecraftian. (via Theremina)

Did you play QWOP last week, the amazing running game? You should have! Try it now! To whet your appetite here’s a video of a guy running with exactly the speed and grace of Your Guy in QWOP. This almost made me lose bladder control. (via ObjectiveReality in comments here last week!)

Tweenchronic Skip Rope. It came out around New Years when you were distracted. If you haven’t seen it, you gotta. It’s special. (And yes, it is by the same group that made Rebecca Black’s “Friday”.)

WTF, evolution?

Hugh D pointed out Vinepeek, which plays random freshly-uploaded Vines (6-second video clips). Has the potential for work-unsafeness; Salon.com just ran an article on sexual content among the Vines.

Obligatory Star Wars link: a different point of view.

And finally, on the same theme via the Gator… Vader Schwarzenegger

Boo-urns Linky

It’s Boo-urns Night! Here’s “The Raptures of Folly” in entirety:

Thou greybeard, old Wisdom! may boast of thy treasures;
Give me with young Folly to live;
I grant thee thy calm-blooded, time-settled pleasures,
But Folly has raptures to give.

The Gator found this neat interactive: rhyme with Rabbie Burns!

Via Nate: QWOP, a running game you play right in your browser! This is AMAZING.

Also via Nate: Quote Investigator – was that inspirational quote really said by the person you think it was?

6-year-old girl writes a grindcore song about pancakes

Splendid drive-thru prank: the invisible driver

Buffy’s stunt co-ordinator releases a bunch of behind-the-scenes footage

Wade Davis vs. Jared Diamond

How many people did the Friends sleep with? Someone spent a lot of time working this out.

Lousy Book Covers – your new favourite tumblr

Spot the Quality Cafe in many films! (via David R esq.) – and – 6 places you’ll recognise from the background of every movie (via Dylan)

The spectacular thefts of Apollo Robbins, pickpocket – great New Yorker article, went viral for a reason!

Indiana Jones trilogy as maps

“My mom was an underground railroad for abused women”

Science comes clean: Overly Honest Methods

Toy train company bids for a major UK railroad. It gets a reply. (via Alan Jackson)

The girl who played Veruca Salt in the classic Willy Wonka film wrote a book about it that is (a) free to download [EDIT: nope, not any more, it’s now US$10!], and (b) apparently really great. (via Gino)

Beware the occult hand! (via Allen Varney)

The Fresh Prince theme song lyrics, after google translation:

The “But Thens” of This American Life

Photographer visits Wellington and blogs about it (via Pearce)
And another one does the same thing (via Gem Wilder)

Spanish unemployment office is flashmobbed with a lovely “Here Comes The Sun”. Just a nice thing.

Sounds like the new Before… film is actually good. And, exhale! Here’s a neat essay about Before Sunrise and Before Sunset, to get you in the mood. (I remember when the first film was released, this was the scene everyone was talking about.)

What did Homer singing his epics sound like?

A lawyer goes, in enormous detail, through that giant contract from The Hobbit

Some quite lovely and unusual LotR fan art

The Skywalker Paradigm (gotta have a Star Wars link, huh)

Via Gilmans, some travel advisory: Cruise Ship Deaths! Miss Travel!

And finally, the weirdest thing I’ve seen in a while: Sharon Tate models Mao Tse Tung.

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (NZ/USA, 2012)

Seen on Peter Jackson’s pet Embassy screen, with all mod cons: high frame rate, 3D, super surround sound speakers, etc.

It was groovy. Slower than it needed to be, but not so much as I’d feared. After the first half hour, it felt to me *very* similar in pacing to the LotR films. I’d give it 3.5 or 4 stars, against the 4.5 or 5 I’d throw down for the Lord of the Rings flicks.

It felt less like a coherent whole than any of the Rings films – the digressions (basically anything with no dwarves or hobbitses) really felt like digressions. This didn’t bother me in the least, though.

The big setpiece action sequence, dwarves vs goblins through mad tunnels and across wooden bridges, was too cartoony to feel of a piece with the more grittily choreographed LotR films – as if Legolas riding the shield was the default tone and not an unusual moment – but it was a fun romp and fully enjoyable to watch. (It also directly echoed, and far exceeded, the similar chase sequence in Tintin which was that film’s only memorable sequence.)

I liked it. What ya gonna do.

The HFR was *cool*. I really, really liked it. I can see why people don’t, of course, it’s definitely a different way of reading the screen, but it totally worked for me (and the 3D didn’t make my eyes tired, too, so I think it helped with that). I certainly don’t think it’s right for every film, there’s an effect of the “distance” of the traditional lower frame rate, but I can see myself looking forward to more films using HFR. I reckon Prometheus would’ve been more fun for me in HFR, for example.

Roll on part two.